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My Body Should Ask Permission First

Mom: I’ve been noticing lately that I am having to pull up my pants more. This means one thing, my butt is starting to sag! Me no happy about that!!!!!!
Me: hahahaha OR you’ve lost some weight… jeez!!
Mom: I don’t think I have lost weight. My body is just rearranging itself without asking me first!

Tagged: getting older, saggy butts, weight

Posted on 04.08.2011 at 11:00 am

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