Backstory: I recently gave my mother a few mini-bottles of port.
Mum: You know, I can’t open one of the bottles. The cap turns and turns but won’t come off.
Me: Maybe you could make a little hole in it
Mum: What?! And drink it like a baby’s bottle?? I’m not quite that desperate, I’ll have you know.
Me: Ok, ok.
Mum: Nah, what we’re going to do is your dad’s going to hold onto one end, with a set of pliers, and I’ll use another set on the cap to unscrew it. And voila!
Me: Not desperate, huh?
[...] My Mum is officially hilarious, as confirmed by the internet at large. [...]
July 8, 2011 at 2:08 pm
When I try to visualize this, I just burst out laughing.
July 10, 2011 at 7:56 pm
When I am alone sometime remember those childhood staff. Those memories are never forgettable till death. I bust in laugh remembering those.
October 10, 2011 at 6:28 am