The Great Paranoid Pumpkin

Backstory: After a late night out, I let my phone die; apparently, this means that I died too. I really don’t know why she signed this as the Great Pumpkin.


Probably everything is fine and I am just in a panic, but….

I sent out my usual good morning text this morning and there was no reply.  No matter, thought 7  was too early, but there was no reply at 9:30 either.  So I thought I would give you a call, and it went straight to voice mail.

So, you can see that a paranoid person, such as myself, with a vivid imagination, could become worried.

There is probably a logical explanation for this, such as you are busy and your phone is dead.

Just want to make sure you are okay, so can you please send me an email and let me know that you are okay?


The Great Pumpkin

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    • 1.  Sophie

      I think she was referencing her “Sincerely,” in that you have to be sincere to see the Great Pumpkin.

      October 17, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    • 2.  Kelli

      This sounds like something my mom would send, minus the Great Pumpkin part.

      October 18, 2011 at 7:43 am

    • 3.  Lucy

      This is exactly like my mother. At some point during the day I will get a call from my father.

      “Lucy, it’s dad. Your mother says she tried calling you, but you didn’t answer your phone. She wants to make sure you are ok. Can you please call her to make sure you are ok? She thinks you’re lying in a ditch somewhere or trapped under something heavy. If you don’t answer by tonight, we are driving to your house to make sure you are ok. Alright, please call back.”

      October 24, 2011 at 7:16 pm

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