Aspirational New Year’s Resolutions

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Backstory: My New Year’s resolution was to quit smoking. My mom had apparently had a few which compromised her texting abilities.

Mom: Have you quit smoking!
Me: Pretty much
Mom: Cool. I have given up drinkin4
Me: Why did you quit!?
Mom: Still dimling.
Mom: Got any cigarettes?

Tagged: drinking, new year's resolutions, smoking, vices

Posted on 01.02.2012 at 11:00 am

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