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Christ in a Clown Suit

Backstory: my mom is religious, I am not.

Me: i got THE CUTEST green dress with bloomers for hopie (my boyfriend’s new niece)
Mom: COOL….I BET IT IS SOOO CUTE
Me: it is! i texted geoff to make sure it was ok
Mom: I’M SURE THAT AS LONG AS IT DOESNT’ HAVE JESUS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN ON THE CROSS WEARING A CLOWN SUIT IT WILL BE FINE

Tagged: Babies, clown suits, religion

Posted on 01.18.2012 at 11:00 am

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1. Terry

Just snorted my Coke. That’s hilarious.

January 18, 2012 at 11:39 am

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2. Shannon

OMGosh (in case she sees this), that is soooo my mother, lmfao!!!

January 18, 2012 at 7:15 pm

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3. I want one

Holy cow, I’d love a shirt with Jeebus hanging upside down on the cross in a clown suit

January 20, 2012 at 1:15 pm

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Love, Mom

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