Texts From (Mom) Last Night

Backstory: My mom works evenings and she misses talking to us, so she just texts everything at once.

I’m tired tonight.  Iris got sprayed by an adult skunk.  Lar was just finishing her bath when I got home.  She is traumatized.  I just took a shower and pushed what I think was my uterus back up into my vagina.   Wtf.  I gotta get the Estrace back out.  And going to bed.  Had some of ur Kahlua.  Ummmm.  How is Brian?

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Love, Mom