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Me: I saw the frame that Beth got us as a wedding present at Hobby Lobby for $10.
Mom: What? You’ve got to be kidding me. Do you know how much money I’ve given her kids for their crap?
Me: Like what?
Mom: Like Jane’s leukemia fundraisers and mission trips.
Me: Mom, that’s cancer and Jesus.
Mom: Oh. Still seems like it’s not balanced.

Posted on 02.21.2012 at 11:00 am

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1. Anj

:) Love it.

February 21, 2012 at 11:37 am

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2. Terry

My mom keeps track of presents too.

February 22, 2012 at 11:56 am

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Love, Mom

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