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Backstory: My mom and I were discussing the dresses from Oscar night. Her reaction to my pick for worst-dressed.

That has to be the ugliest dress I have ever seen, hands down. If you ever come near me wearing something like that I will pretend you are not related to me.

-your loving mom who has her limits

Tagged: fashion police, oscar fashion

Posted on 03.05.2012 at 11:00 am

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1. Anil Mistry

I’d love to know who’s dress it was!

March 12, 2012 at 12:24 pm

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2. Mari

(It was Melissa Leo’s…)

March 18, 2012 at 8:43 pm

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Love, Mom

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