The Academy Award for Mothers

Backstory: Mom sent this to my two sisters and me after my sister announced wedding plans that mom doesn’t approve of.
I am pleased to announce that I have received notice by mail today that I have single-handedly won, unanimously, the award for the “Most Evil, Insensitive and Opinionated Mother of the Year”.  I know that you all played a part in the nominating and voting process and wanted to thank you.

No congratulations are necessary, when you’re good, you’re good.  Please don’t send flowers or congratulatory messages the award is more than sufficient along with being totally shut out from the children you pretty much raised as a single parent, not without sacrifice I might add.  I live in the lap of luxury now with no responsibilities for anyone but myself, so life is golden.

As I said a million times when you were evil teenagers, “I don’t always love your behavior, but I always love you.”  It still holds true.

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Love, Mom
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