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Happy Thanksgiving, From Dr. Seuss and The Traffic Gods

Backstory: I was stuck in traffic on the way home for Thanksgiving, and decided to vent my frustrations to my mother via text message. I appreciate that she responds to my vulgarities with smiley faces.
Me: Traffic is balls!
Mom: no sweetie, its just cars and trucks :)
Me: well then it also sucks cars and trucks
Mom: ok dr seuss

Posted on 11.22.2012 at 10:22 am

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