Mum: Hi, I’ve got 3 white spots on my face. Bummer.
Me: No picking! I will inspect on Saturday.
Mum: I know. You will have to help.
Me: Help you what? Please don’t make me squeeze them.
Mum: I had a little pick. I have never had them before.  I will look them up on the internet.
Me: Eeuw! They might be milia. I get them all the time and they’re like little waxy beads under the skin. Nice.
Mum: I don’t care what they’re called I want to get rid of the little buggers.