hi
hope you are excited about campers coming tomorrow. good luck. you shouldn’t of asked me to look in your closet for your hat because i found a box of condoms.
love,
mom

oh sweety I wish I could cuddle up with you
love has such a way with our hearts
think of all the poetry music paintings etc that have been created out of love loss and heartbreak
it is the universal language
be strong yet gentle with both your hearts
be forgiving and strong altogether
I am blessed to have you for [...]

Hi
TRIED TO GET YOU A LITTLE  WHILE AGO BUT YOUR PHONE ACTED LIKE IT WAS DEAD. IT WENT RIGHT TO VOICEMAIL.  I WAS AT DOLLAR GENERAL THIS AM AND THEY HAD BIG BOTTLES OF BORIC ACID. GET A PLASTIC SPOON AND CARELFULLY SPRINLE SOME IN THAT CRACK ALL ALONG THE BACK OF THE COUNTER . [...]

I am hoping that Santa will bring me a new black Coach purse, some Chanel perfume and a framed picture of President Obama that grace the walls of our new space.  Nothing too large, just a normal 8×10 in a tasteful traditional frame.
the request is historical.  After JFK Jr was elected President almost every Irish [...]

yeah i looked at photoshop when you were here and its kinda hard for me to figure out.  i have correl draw too which is an awesome program but i have to be honest i dont know how to use it.  i go through the tutorial and learn all kinds of cool stuff to do [...]

Backstory: I am saving money to leave on a full time mission for my church but my work doesn’t know that I am leaving.  My mother sent an email to my work address asking if I would like to rake leaves for money for my mission fund.  I emailed her back saying sure but didn’t [...]

Just wanted to drop a line to let you know what your daughter has been up to. She managed to get the back door open and let Cory in and then Cory attacked her. Then later she went into the front room and climbed two screens because a gecko was taunting her over and over [...]

Any news you care to share on what’s happening in your life? Any thought of getting out here for holidays? How are your eyes? I have now used up my self-imposed three question limit. Here’s hoping for some answers.
Love you. Mom

Hi Sarah so u want to come home tonite, I am feeling crappy PMSing, sore back and bum probs!  Em says she’ll come get you.  don’t expect too much from me tonight xoxo.

To celebrate Obama’s win and your new TV I bought you some new towels.  You can thank me later.

Good Morning-’Tis a grand and glorious day in the USA!! Did you have an amazing time last nite? We actually managed to stay up to see the acceptance speech. I wasn’t going to miss it!! I picked up the trib, the sun times and the NY times this morning while I was at Starbucks. Also [...]

Backstory: I emailed my mom about getting free Starbucks and a free Krispy Kreme when you vote.
How do they know you really voted? Any way I just read that fat women have more sex than skinny women so if you’re in the mood eat a donut!  xoxo Mo

Hi Babe,
There is a family in the end house and they’re sweet, talkative to the max, but very sweet.  The mutants remain
Yeah, we were sort of expecting the Obama win here…disappointed, but we’ll just have to see how it pans out…there was a big run on the gun stores before the election here [...]

Sorry to hear about your recent bc issues.  You know, your father and I used to consider “that time of the month” as our “free sex time of the month.”  You know… more mess but no stress?
Wuboo… Mumsers.

Boy does my tennis team stink!  We are a combination of not seasoned enough and old farts!  This doesn’t make for a winning combination!  Yikes, we are 0-4!  The only individual win we have is because the other team had a default!  stinky.  We will play in Whistler, they have a tennis facility across the [...]

Hi,
I hope you mailed that [Jillian Michaels] dvd, if not please do it ASAP. When I was shopping yesterday the size 4 pants were a little tight. I almost tried on a size 6, then said, HELL NAW! I will do something about my fat ass!
I had a $10 at JCP so just bought a [...]

This was a real New York moment at Glaser’s landmark (1902) family-style bake shop on the upper east side where I tried on a nice guy’s eyeglasses to see how his transition lenses worked (they turn from sunglass outdoor to regular glass indoors). He told me he got them from Sol Moscot on Delancey Street [...]

Liz!!! I was walking the dogs (my major preoccupation now) and guess what??!! I found another Obama sign in Krum!! YES!!! on that little road off 6th street going to the town baseball field and library. I was so excited I almost knocked on their door and said lets get together Tuesday for a watch [...]

Oh, and Obama wants me to join him in Chicago on Election Night.  I think I’m going to be too busy biting my fingernails and throwing up.
Your friend,
MA

Did I tell you Betty is getting married in Feb. to a man she just met, but has been communicating with…first on the net, then on the phone, then in person last week. They’ve talked about 3 months. He is 5′2″, fat, and in a wheelchair. This will be either her 5th or 6th marriage [...]