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	<title>Postcards From Yo Momma</title>
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		<title>I Pick Option 5</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay.  I sent you 2 texts, called once and e-mailed you this AM.  Please write to tell me if you are 1) Okay, but not feeling like writing  2)  Phone is dead  3)  In the bathroom 4)Upset at me or 5)  Drowning in chocolate pudding.
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		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/15/i-pick-option-5/</link>
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		<title>Friend With Benefits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear L:
I need you to treat me with more respect.  Instead of treating me as your mother, please treat me as you would a friend with benefits.
-Mom
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		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/15/friend-with-benefits/</link>
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		<title>Your New Address</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mom: Don&#8217;t forget to give your sister your new email address
Me: what new address?
Mom: well since you moved and changed your phone number that changes too right?
Me: *silence*
Mom: oh never mind!
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		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/15/your-new-address/</link>
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		<title>How Cousin J Broke His Penis</title>
		<description><![CDATA[me: we were talking about crazy families today so of course ours came up&#8230;
me: i said how [my cousin] J broke his penis.. he broke it having sex, correct?
mom: do not know&#8230;but I assume so
mom: I did not get specifics&#8230;thank god!
mom: he has a bit of a drinking problem&#8230;perhaps he missed his aim
me: hahahaha mom!
mom: [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/14/how-cousin-j-broke-his-penis/</link>
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		<title>Smoking and Drinking</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Me: Hey Mom!  How was your birthday?
Mom: It was wonderful!  We smoked and drank ALLL weekend!
Me: Umm &#8230;really?  You smoked and drank all weeekend?
Mom: Yep!  We made a pitcher of margarita&#8217;s and smoked a turkey and a brisket and even some sausage!!
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		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/13/smoking-and-drinking/</link>
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		<title>That&#8217;s What She Said</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;That&#8217;s What She Said.&#8221; Went completely over my head, because it&#8217;s something from &#8220;The Office.&#8221; Can you explain it to your mother?
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		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/13/thats-what-she-said-2/</link>
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		<title>Beware the Unlabeled Travel Size Bottle</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: I had left an unlabeled plastic travel size bottle at her house filled with a self heating clay facial cleanser.
Hi Honey, it&#8217;s your mom.
I hope you don&#8217;t mind but I used some of the conditioner you left here after your last visit. It made my scalp get really hot, and totally dried out my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/12/beware-the-unlabeled-travel-size-bottle/</link>
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		<title>The Politics of the Ballet Recital</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: Since this is my mother&#8217;s first grandchild, she&#8217;s still getting used to the idea of parenting as a spectator&#8217;s sport.
Me: Here is a copy of the program for A’s ballet recital.  I don’t have many addresses here at work so please forward this on to M and K for me.
Mom: Is A only in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/12/the-politics-of-the-ballet-recital/</link>
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		<title>What&#8217;s Coffee Without Cream Like?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m trying to do coffee w/out cream &#38; artificial sweetner and it&#8217;s like toast w/out butter or sex w/out penis&#8230;
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		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/12/whats-coffee-without-cream-like/</link>
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		<title>We Were Definitely Stupid</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi honey!
Thought you might like to see this pix.  The person who took it had to have her head examined.  Wow it&#8217;s incredible!  I thought it might give you thoughts of home. When I lived in western Kansas, we always jumped in our cars and pickups and chased tornadoes.
We were definitely stupid.
Love you lots, Mom
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		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/11/we-were-definitely-stupid/</link>
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		<title>Seriously, Gary</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: Not only does my mom love typing phonetically (see also: &#8220;sat-chill&#8221; for the far-too-common &#8220;satchel&#8221;), she has a serious love-hate (well, hate) relationship with MTV &#8220;Teen Mom&#8217;s&#8221; Amber who constantly berates her boyfriend with the stinging, &#8220;Seriously Gary.&#8221; But, you know, with an accent of some sort.
Checking my gray hairs today, I noticed that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/11/seriously-gary/</link>
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		<title>In Case of Craigslist Murder</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to pick up a clay cooker from a guy on Craig&#8217;s list. Dad was going to come with me; however, he isn&#8217;t feeling well so I&#8217;ll probably go alone. I&#8217;ve done it before but in case the guy, Russ, (details left on desk by the kitchen phone) hacks up my body and feeds [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/11/in-case-of-craigslist-murder/</link>
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		<title>Today in Mom News: Not Realizing You&#8217;re Preggo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One of my favorite guilty pleasures on TLC is I Didn&#8217;t Know I Was Pregnant. For those of you not familiar with the show, it&#8217;s pretty self-explanatory&#8211;it&#8217;s a reality show about ladies who did not realize they were preggo until they&#8217;re giving birth in the toilet at work or whatever. The New York Times&#8217; Lisa [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/10/today-in-mom-news-not-realizing-youre-preggo/</link>
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		<title>Planning for a Barista-in-Law</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mom: I think the guy at starbucks likes you.
Me: Ew. We call him Jethro – cause he’s dumb.
Mom: I can’t listen to you say mean things. Don’t call him Jethro – he’s cute.
Me: He’s on drugs.
Mom: Well, I don’t want you mixed up with someone on drugs.
Me: But you want me mixed up with a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/10/planning-for-a-barista-in-law/</link>
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		<title>Happy&#8230; Birthday?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hope you are having a great day.  I don&#8217;t remember having such a great day about this time 27 years ago!  (My exact quote: &#8220;Give me drugs, I don&#8217;t care if she is brain damaged for life.&#8221;)  But I love you anyway. I&#8217;ll call this evening.  Love, Mom
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		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/10/happy-birthday/</link>
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		<title>Where the Heck is Click?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Opened your list as a word doc. It say to press control+click &#8230; where the heck is click? I have been racking my brains trying to figure out how to view a couple items. I tried control+every key and nothing. HELP!!!!!!!!!
Did I mention I need&#8230; HELP!!!!!!!!!!
Love you
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		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/10/where-the-heck-is-click/</link>
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		<title>The Case of the Deodorant Thief</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: The thing is, I really did steal my mom&#8217;s deodorant. 
Did you steal my deodorant????????? If so where is  it??????GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR! MOM
Ok, no one will be in trouble, I will not be angry at all if you just tell me where it is.
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		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/09/the-case-of-the-deodorant-thief/</link>
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		<title>he will RUIN this!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[i LOVE this!!!! steam with hot water tonight when you get home, over a pot with a towel on your head.  try not to eat ANY sugar this week. it is the absolute worst for your skin, and cool the caffeine and NO chocolate.  call allie and find out what that stuff is she has [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/09/he-will-ruin-this/</link>
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		<title>Red Carpet Commentary</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mom: So what do you make of clooneys date?
Me: I haven&#8217;t looked yet&#8230;
Mom: In an interview he said she didn&#8217;t speak english.
Me: What?!  That&#8217;s weird!
Mom: No honey&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; that&#8217;s beard!  Lol&#8230; snort!
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		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/09/red-carpet-commentary/</link>
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		<title>Radical Mom</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: There was recently a protest at my school were 16 kids got arrested for throwing snowballs at cops, so I told my mom about how exciting it was to have riots and such on campus.
Your aunt Linda participated in a lot of riots in the &#8217;60&#8217;s.  UWM sounds like maybe they&#8217;re over-reacting but I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/08/radical-mom/</link>
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