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	<title>Postcards From Yo Momma</title>
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		<title>Mom&#8217;s Hip with the Lingo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: We were having a discussion about drugs and mom got insulted when I started explaining certain references to her that she was apparently already aware of. Oh please&#8230; I was snortin&#8217; coke when you were still drinkin&#8217; it out of a bottle!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2012/02/10/moms-hip-with-the-lingo/</link>
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		<title>In Case of Charles Manson</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday i found a crack in the foundation and called a guy from the yellow pages.  He is going to fix it tomorrow or monday or tuesday for a trivial amount of money but he seemed a little strange so just wanted you to know who it is just in case he&#8217;s really a serial [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2012/02/08/in-case-of-charles-manson/</link>
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		<title>I Have Fun Too</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: My mother got a mammogram the same day that I had a quiz in geography, and felt the need to give me an update when I gave her one. me: aced my geography quiz! i got them all right! mom: u the bomb! i got my boobies smashed! see? i have fun too.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2012/02/06/i-have-fun-too/</link>
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		<title>Way Harsh, Mom</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: I only date guys who are very smart and, in the past, this has equaled NOT the most attractive men out there.  I finally found a smart and really hot guy!  My mom was clearly shocked! Me: I just sent you an email with a picture of me and Jeff.  Did you get it? [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2012/02/03/way-harsh-mom/</link>
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		<title>How Mom REALLY Feels About Sesame Street</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Me: So, the Halloween party I went to was really fun Mom: Were there a lot of Snookis? Me: No, didn&#8217;t see any Snookis. Mom: She&#8217;s a degenerate. Me: There were a lot of Lady Gagas. Mom: I can&#8217;t stand Lady Gaga; she should be ashamed of herself. Me: What?  I like Lady Gaga.  Oh, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2012/02/01/how-mom-really-feels-about-sesame-street/</link>
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		<title>The Joys of Aging</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: Mom&#8217;s response to my email asking how old Dad is turning next week. He was born in 1950&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.yikes, 62.  Don&#8217;t say anything about getting old.  It is bugging him that we are getting old and he is a little depressed.  When he gets depressed, he obsesses about his bowels. Love MOM]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2012/01/30/the-joys-of-aging/</link>
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		<title>We&#8217;re Gone For A Day, We Might Die</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re leaving to go to South Carolina by plane tomorrow and back on Sunday. Will call when we get back&#8230;love you!!! Mom PS:  If anything happens to us, coordinate with Aunt Sue and Matt.  Matt and you will split everything 50/50.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2012/01/27/were-gone-for-a-day-we-might-die/</link>
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		<title>Butt Dialing, Septic Tanks, Valentines.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: More irreverence from my mother who feels that all news must be put in to one email, less than 500 words, telegram style.  I don&#8217;t even know how to respond to this.  Where to begin? Yesterday we went to the barbershop (Dad&#8217;s hair covering collar). While I was sitting there waiting for Dad, the cell [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2012/01/25/butt-dialing-septic-tanks-valentines/</link>
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		<title>Happy Milk Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Am in the taxi and watching the crazy tv in the back and I see that we along with mayor bloomberg and many more are celebrating milk day! I am thinking, what the hell, is the recession so bad that we have to say thanks to the cows?!? I now see that it was MLK [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2012/01/23/happy-milk-day/</link>
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		<title>Do You Need Therapy Now?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: I had been teasing my mom about having a tough childhood, which of course we didn&#8217;t, and she gave me way TMI. Me: Get your panties out of a bunch, I was just kidding! Mom: Since I met my new man, panties are optional.  yes you did have a great childhood. Me: Oh wow&#8230; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2012/01/20/do-you-need-therapy-now/</link>
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		<title>Christ in a Clown Suit</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: my mom is religious, I am not. Me: i got THE CUTEST green dress with bloomers for hopie (my boyfriend’s new niece) Mom: COOL&#8230;.I BET IT IS SOOO CUTE Me: it is! i texted geoff to make sure it was ok Mom: I&#8217;M SURE THAT AS LONG AS IT DOESNT&#8217; HAVE JESUS HANGING UPSIDE [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2012/01/18/christ-in-a-clown-suit/</link>
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		<title>Good Luck with Your Mutant Ear</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: I got an ear infection while scuba diving in Thailand because I got a small piece of seaweed lodged in my ear. hi honey- sorry to hear about your ear.  i saw a movie on the sci-fi channel about that once.  he turned into a swamp thing.  good luck with that. love- mom]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2012/01/17/good-luck-with-your-mutant-ear/</link>
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		<title>Seth Rogen, the Thinking Mom&#8217;s Sex Symbol</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mom: I am watching Knocked Up. Me: What a surprise. Mom: I have seen it about 8 times at least. Me: Wow. Mom: I love that Seth Rogen. I think he is very attractive. I haven&#8217;t liked a young star this much in a while.  He is in another movie Pineapple Express. Me: When you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2012/01/11/seth-rogen-the-thinking-moms-sex-symbol/</link>
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		<title>New Year, New &#8216;Do</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I just got a haircut.  Lianna just cut my hair DRASTICALLY. I look like a naked mole rat. Love, Mom]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2012/01/09/new-year-new-do/</link>
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		<title>Holidays at Grandpa&#8217;s House</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: Splash is their new bichon frise Grandpa gave us a personal tour of his nude art collection with the latest addition from Paris &#38; Splash pissed 3 times in the living room.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2012/01/06/holidays-at-grandpas-house/</link>
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		<title>Special Delivery at Mom&#8217;s House</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: I ordered some things from a Slumber Parties (adult toys) representative that got delivered to my mom&#8217;s house (I don&#8217;t live there anymore) and apparently she took it upon herself to look inside the bag and see what I had bought. Stephanie dropped off your bag of goodies!  Some of the things look very [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2012/01/04/special-delivery-at-moms-house/</link>
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		<title>Aspirational New Year&#8217;s Resolutions</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: My New Year&#8217;s resolution was to quit smoking.  My mom had apparently had a few which compromised her texting abilities. Mom: Have you quit smoking! Me: Pretty much Mom: Cool.  I have given up drinkin4 Me: Why did you quit!? Mom: Still dimling. Mom: Got any cigarettes?]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2012/01/02/aspirational-new-years-resolutions/</link>
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		<title>Who Cares What You Want for Christmas?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mom: The kindle cover you picked out for Christmas is ugly. I&#8217;m buying you a different one. Me: Why do you care?! It&#8217;s not for your own kindle and you&#8217;ll never have to even see it. Mom: It has velcro on it. Seriously? VELCRO. Me: Mom, it&#8217;s the one I want. Mom: Who cares what you want?]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/12/23/who-cares-what-you-want-for-christmas/</link>
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		<title>Meat Fixes Everything</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: I ended up owing the government some money due to filing my taxes wrong. This was my mother&#8217;s advice. Yes, tax debacles can be problematic.  Hopefully, if you take a page from Anne of Green Gables, you won’t make that mistake again. Positive imagery.  Have a piece of meat (I’m reading your joy of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/12/21/meat-fixes-everything/</link>
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		<title>Husband Hunting at Barnes &amp; Noble</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: At the ripe old age of 24, my Jewish mother is concerned that I will never meet my nice Jewish husband.. Apparently a visit to Barnes &#38; Noble is exactly what I need. &#8220;How to Shop For A Husband&#8221; by Janice Leiberman. I was told that it is a good read. Might be worth [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/12/19/husband-hunting-at-barnes-noble/</link>
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