http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Sun, 06 Jul 2008 16:30:03 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Backstory: This is my mother's response to a paper I wrote for work on investing in China. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are such a professional!! And I read your cooperative education evaluation today while I was waiting for NaNCY IN mARBLEHEAD WITH YOUR CAR. mOMMY http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/07/06/wow/ Mom: We're booked for Father's Day lunch at noon. Leaving for casino by 11:30. Love you ! Me: oky doky! I'll have to remember to bring my ID. Last time the wouldn't let me in! Mom: I remember that ! I wish someone would ask me !! ... http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/07/06/fathers-day-casino/ This is just a word to the wise and I am sending this so you can read this at your leisure. I need you to be careful as well of older men because they look wiser and all but they are sneaky too. How old do you think your dad ... http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/07/05/older-men/ A commercial of a new toothbrush by Crest that has a tonge cleaner and it says that 80% of bacteria are on the tongue, gums, and mouth. That mean only 20% are on the teeth. Remember to brush these areas as well. And rinse brush afterwards because water is ... http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/07/05/remember-to-brush-these-areas/ Mom: FYI, Women of childbearing age should only eat Lake Erie fish once a week or month (I forget which). Pregnant women - more stringent. Maybe not at all, I forget that too. We had Lake perch last week and then I saw the warning in the paper Me: ... http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/07/04/its-fishy/ Mom: my bad, as they say. Me: Tru dat, as they say. Mom: That's how I roll....I'm a ding dong. http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/07/04/tru-dat/ Sounds to me like your performance review should be GREAT, but of course, I'm the mom and you're the handsomest boy in school.   Let me know what's going on...just as an FYI today is my last day at work until 7/21, so don't e-mail me here after today, OK. http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/07/03/handsomest-boy-in-school/ Hi Sweetie, If you ask me real nice, I might let you caress the keyboard of my computer.  It is sweet and fast. Ahh........I love Windows Vista.  I figured out your father's password and gave him an icon on the desk top.  I wouldn't have done this but the other computer ... http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/07/03/carnal-love-for-windows-vista/ How was your trip?  Did you catch any fish? Dad and I walked the dam this morning and looked for dead bodies!  A couple is missing off of their boat in Lake Murray since Saturday and there was a plane flying over searching.  Then Dad and I saw a group of ... http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/07/03/wee-wee-and-dead-bodies/ bon jovi is at the grand army plaza next weekend. gonna be huge. do-able for me and dad, do you think? ask your husband if he's up for it. you don't have to come. mom ps: don't forget to make me an accupuncture appointment. http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/07/02/bon-jovi-is-gonna-be-huge/ Hi, I was so glad you weren't with me at yoga last night.  The woman next to me kept burping really, really loud.  I held it together with an occasional giggle.  If you'd been next to me we would have looked at each other and lost it.  Really hard to focus ... http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/07/02/namaste/ Backstory: my sister got a new email address and notified the family of the change.  This was my mom's response Is this in connection with your home computer?   I do need my shampoo out of my shower, AVEDA, as I cannot buy it up here.  Just the regular stuff not the ... http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/07/02/veeeeerrrrrrrrry-magical/ Backstory: I am turning 26 in a few weeks and am not excited about it. Thinking of staying 25 for another year. Your life has just begun…..But 57 for me needs to stick around for a least 6 years. By that time it doesn't matter if your 57 or 107... old ... http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/07/01/%e2%80%a6old-is-old/ I saw this show called The L-Word on Showtime last night. OMG This girl strapped this leather thing with a big purple ____ on another girl and they were going at it. You couldn't see anything really because of a pillow, but OMG I've never seen anything like that before ... http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/07/01/i-was-just-really-kind-of-shocked/ Loved your blog.  Laughed hysterically. Keep it up.! Noted a few typos, though.  It is hard to edit your own stuff.  If you would like me to take a quick look at future entries, you could send me a draft, though I know you have plenty of editor/writer friends who would ... http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/07/01/noted-a-few-typos/ HI! I remembered I hadn’t said thank you for the wireless connection thingy that you also sent.  Dad is very excited by that. Apparently we can also use it with the IPOD thingy too but we definitely haven’t figured that out at all! Once again thanks for bringing us in to this ... http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/06/30/a-brave-new-world-of-thingies/ I know you get busy sometimes and don't have time to call and check in with me on your way home and things are so busy when you get home with getting dinner and everything.  Don't worry about it if you can't check in, just give me a call and ... http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/06/30/if-you-get-too-busy-to-call-just-call/ Me: I was sorting through my closet today and I thought it's kind of funny that I have "vacation clothes" and "date clothes" when I neither date nor vacation. Mom: Really???  Do you have "work clothes" and "gym clothes" in there too???  HA HAHHA HA HAHA AHAH A. Me: Not funny Mom: ... http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/06/30/cleaning-out-the-closet/ Backstory: I sent my dear, sweet Mumsi the link to your website and ever since she has been signing her emails "LOL Mom".  I wasn't quite sure she understood what it meant, so I asked her… I got the LOL from that website about Moms' emails - some of the Moms ... http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/06/29/hope-its-not-something-kinky/ Hi there Missy, How are you today? We're having James and Nancy over tonight, and of course, I couldn't rest thinking of all the stuff I wanted to get done - so I didn't get to sleep till after midnight and I've been up since 5:00. I am crazy, ... http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/06/29/i-am-crazy-its-true/