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Way Harsh, Mom
Backstory: I only date guys who are very smart and, in the past, this has equaled NOT the most attractive men out there. I finally found a smart and really hot guy! My mom was clearly shocked!
Me: I just sent you an email with a picture of me and Jeff. Did you get it?
Mom: Yeah. I have your email.
Mom: OMG! Holy Shit! I’m so used to you dating fuglies that I was shocked to see how handsome he is.
In Case of Charles Manson
Yesterday i found a crack in the foundation and called a guy from the yellow pages. He is going to fix it tomorrow or monday or tuesday for a trivial amount of money but he seemed a little strange so just wanted you to know who it is just in case he’s really a serial killer.
I Have Fun Too
Backstory: My mother got a mammogram the same day that I had a quiz in geography, and felt the need to give me an update when I gave her one.
me: aced my geography quiz! i got them all right!
mom: u the bomb! i got my boobies smashed! see? i have fun too.
Mom’s Hip with the Lingo
Backstory: We were having a discussion about drugs and mom got insulted when I started explaining certain references to her that she was apparently already aware of.
Oh please… I was snortin’ coke when you were still drinkin’ it out of a bottle!








