Namaste?
Hi,
I was so glad you weren’t with me at yoga last night. The woman next to me kept burping really, really loud. I held it together with an occasional giggle. If you’d been next to me we would have looked at each other and lost it. Really hard to focus on your breathing with all of that loud burping.
Veeeeerrrrrrrrry magical!!!!!
Backstory: my sister got a new email address and notified the family of the change. This was my mom’s response
Is this in connection with your home computer? I do need my shampoo out of my shower, AVEDA, as I cannot buy it up here. Just the regular stuff not the purple. Hey!!!! How do I do the underline for your new address. When I try to underline it, the whole thing disappears!!! Veeeeerrrrrrrrry magical!!!!! Hugs! Mom
…Old Is Old
Backstory: I am turning 26 in a few weeks and am not excited about it. Thinking of staying 25 for another year.
Your life has just begun…..But 57 for me needs to stick around for a least 6 years. By that time it doesn’t matter if your 57 or 107… old is old.
I was just really kind of shocked.
I saw this show called The L-Word on Showtime last night. OMG This girl strapped this leather thing with a big purple ____ on another girl and they were going at it. You couldn’t see anything really because of a pillow, but OMG I’ve never seen anything like that before even in the movies. Other than that it was a very good show - Marlee Matlin, Cybil Shephard, Jennifer Beal. I was just really kind of shocked. But at least that answered my question that you never would answer. 
Love you,
Mom
Noted A Few Typos
Loved your blog. Laughed hysterically. Keep it up.!
Noted a few typos, though. It is hard to edit your own stuff. If you would like me to take a quick look at future entries, you could send me a draft, though I know you have plenty of editor/writer friends who would be happy to do it for you, and perhaps do a better job.
Love,
Mommy
A Brave New World Of Thingies
HI!
I remembered I hadn’t said thank you for the wireless connection thingy that you also sent. Dad is very excited by that. Apparently we can also use it with the IPOD thingy too but we definitely haven’t figured that out at all!
Once again thanks for bringing us in to this brave new world!
Love you guys.
Mom
If you get too busy to call, just call
I know you get busy sometimes and don’t have time to call and check in with me on your way home and things are so busy when you get home with getting dinner and everything. Don’t worry about it if you can’t check in, just give me a call and let me know.
Cleaning Out The Closet
Me: I was sorting through my closet today and I thought it’s kind of funny that I have “vacation clothes” and “date clothes” when I neither date nor vacation.
Mom: Really??? Do you have “work clothes” and “gym clothes” in there too??? HA HAHHA HA HAHA AHAH A.
Me: Not funny
Mom: Sorry, I couldn’t resist
Hope It’s Not Something Kinky
Backstory: I sent my dear, sweet Mumsi the link to your website and ever since she has been signing her emails “LOL Mom”. I wasn’t quite sure she understood what it meant, so I asked her…
I got the LOL from that website about Moms’ emails - some of the Moms used it to sign off - it means Lots of Love of course, what else COULD it mean?? - hope it’s not something kinky as I don’t do kinky - have been racking my brain to think of something off-color that it could mean and just can’t come up with anything!!
If LOL is off limits for signing off, I might adopt your xxoo - it’s a nice one - love is nice too but gets boring to just put “love” all the time - variety is good, right? So, bye for now … xxoo Mom
I am crazy, its true.
Hi there Missy,
How are you today? We’re having James and Nancy over tonight, and of course, I couldn’t rest thinking of all the stuff I wanted to get done - so I didn’t get to sleep till after midnight and I’ve been up since 5:00. I am crazy, its true. But I got the vacuuming done this am., cleaned the downstairs bathroom, folded one load of laundry,unloaded the dishwasher, cleaned carton of strawberries (which I promptly dumped all over the kitchen floor- gads!) and misc. odds and ends. Now I just have to cook when I get home, and I can handle that, I think. I’m getting my allergy shots today, I just hate them, they hurt and my arms swell. Oh well, I am a big baby.
Love,
mom