Where the Heck is Click?
Opened your list as a word doc. It say to press control+click … where the heck is click? I have been racking my brains trying to figure out how to view a couple items. I tried control+every key and nothing. HELP!!!!!!!!!
Did I mention I need… HELP!!!!!!!!!!
Love you
The Case of the Deodorant Thief
Backstory: The thing is, I really did steal my mom’s deodorant.
Did you steal my deodorant????????? If so where is it??????GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR! MOM
Ok, no one will be in trouble, I will not be angry at all if you just tell me where it is.
he will RUIN this!
i LOVE this!!!! steam with hot water tonight when you get home, over a pot with a towel on your head. try not to eat ANY sugar this week. it is the absolute worst for your skin, and cool the caffeine and NO chocolate. call allie and find out what that stuff is she has and worse comes to worse buy the over the counter persigel. you will be fine. play up your eyes and juicy lips. yayyyyyyy. fuck billy, i mean it. do NOT speak to him ANY MORE. he will RUIN this. xo mommy
Red Carpet Commentary
Mom: So what do you make of clooneys date?
Me: I haven’t looked yet…
Mom: In an interview he said she didn’t speak english.
Me: What?! That’s weird!
Mom: No honey………… that’s beard! Lol… snort!
Radical Mom
Backstory: There was recently a protest at my school were 16 kids got arrested for throwing snowballs at cops, so I told my mom about how exciting it was to have riots and such on campus.
Your aunt Linda participated in a lot of riots in the ’60’s. UWM sounds like maybe they’re over-reacting but I wasn’t there. I think they should call the wambulance. That Chancellor makes a ton of $$$$$$$. Just like all teachers he’s whinning about having his salary reduced when he’s making way too much anyway. I need to come down and riot with them.
Love and kisses, radical MOM
The Most Popular Posts of Last Week
Last week, we had a mom who was down with all the slang the kids are using these days, one who was encouraging her daughter to take up the oldest profession, and another who thought that condoms might be good for her son’s care package.
1. Thought You’d Appreciate My Coolness
2. Hockey Problems
3. Show and…Vibe?
4. The Happy Hooker?
5. Snuggle Time Coming Right Up
6. Agree To Disagree
7. What Goes Into a College Guy’s Care Package
8. Maybe I Can Get Dreads
9. Think About It
10. Mass Intensity
Dad is a BFB
Mom: ur dad is a bfb
Me: bfb?
Mom: big fucking baby, duh!
The Virginal Superhero Market
Backstory: Talking to my mother about my best friend still be a virgin at 24.
We should make her into a superhero…The Untouchable Heather and her Happy Hymen ..i think there is a huge market out there for virginal superheros.
Kiss,
Your creative mother.
At Least Look at Him!
Oh, what a Mensch ….. Honey, you’ve been seeing that bum long enough. He promises you the world but never delivers.
My girlfriend is on Jdate and thinks this guy, “Jedigolf” would be great for you.
PLEASE, make Mom happy, at least look at him.
What Goes Into a College Guy’s Care Package
hey i was thinking of sending your brother a care package. Do you think he would like girl scout cookies, teeth whitening trays and condoms or is that too weird?
