Snuggle Time Coming Right Up
That sounds nice. (great that you are in the art show) I don’t mean to be rude, but I am going to get off this computer and try snuggling with your father. Don’t make snide remarks… If we had never done this stuff – you wouldn’t have been born.
Thought You’d Appreciate My Coolness
So today I was passing one of my mangers… who by the way is late 50s at best.. and I said ‘ what up ‘??
He said, ‘did you just say “what up” ??’ and I said ‘ word ‘
Thought you’d appreciate my coolness…
Love you!!
Set Your DVRs… Or Not
There are two things on at the same time (my bedtime) and I NEED to see both! What am I going to do! How can I tape two things at once!!!!!!!!!1
I Have No Witchy Wart Thingys
yes, but not a piercing on one of those that pop out like a wart. ick
Those are the ones I am talking about. old witchy things
blessing to be thankful for today…..I have no witchy wart thingys…
No one is winning a thing on Price is Right today. :( I have not watched it in a long time and now it is a dud.
We saw a bit of Bachelor last night and he picked the nasty one. Read that on the internet today (didn’t waste
all our time seeing the end).
Sounds like I am tv slumming, doesn’t it? Just me in the trailer and my tv. I need some brew and cheez-whiz, huh?
Have a good afternoon. Love, Mom
Hockey Problems
Backstory: My mother comes from a country on the equator. She the watched America vs. Canada in the olympics, it was her first hockey experience.
The problem with hockey is that everyone has a stick.
Show and…Vibe?
Mom: I’d thought about buying a netbook, but I’ve decided against it. I think I’ll be fine with my iPhone.
Me: I think you’d get a lot of use out of a netbook. A guy in my Media & Society class brought his in for show & tell & he really likes it.
Mom: Oh really? What’d you bring…. Your vibrator?
The Happy Hooker?
Backstory: I’m abroad for the semester and am trying to plan travel for my spring break.
Mom: where are you trying to go?
Me: um, definitely Ireland and Paris, and I’d like to go somewhere in Belgium, I’ve heard it’s amazing.
Me: And I would like to take advantage of the hookers and pot in Amsterdam, of course.
Mom: BE a hooker in Amsterdam — aim high!!
The Most Popular Posts of the Week
The most popular posts of the past week… from a mom who wasn’t sure how her daughter’s name was spelled to a mom who couldn’t bear the thought of being snowbound with her husband and son.
1. That’s Not My Name!
2. My Googilly
3. Trapped With Dad and Bro
4. Swallow After Reading
5. There Was a Lot of Paperwork Involved
6. Home is Where the Mom Is
7. I Hope Your Two Broken Arms Heal Soon
8. Fart Credit
9. Case of Mistaken Chat Identity?
10. Learning the Ways of Facebook: Friends and Farmville
Jug o’ Sangria
Backstory: From my mother, who is in Texas taking care of my brother’s kids while they are away.
i am so excited – i just got back from the grocery store -where they also sell beer & wine - and i found our favorite Re’al San Gria so I bought the 1.5 liter jug and some limes, lemons and oranges – i will get through this 100* texas weather yet!
i am off to school to support *** during his end of year awards ceremony – it better be in ac
Maybe I Can Get Dreads
I got my hair permed and when i came home Emma said ” Momma, you are silly, why do you want to like a clown?” So everytime I see her I grab my nose and go “Honk Honk”
My hair was too short and it looks like an afro. I decided not to wash it or comb it. Maybe I can get dreads.
Love Mom
