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Snuggle Time Coming Right Up

That sounds nice. (great that you are in the art show) I don’t mean to be rude, but I am going to get off this computer and try snuggling with your father. Don’t make snide remarks… If we had never done this stuff – you wouldn’t have been born.

Thought You’d Appreciate My Coolness

So today I was passing one of my mangers… who by the way is late 50s at best.. and I said ‘ what up ‘??

He said, ‘did you just say “what up” ??’ and I said ‘ word ‘

Thought you’d appreciate my coolness…

Love you!!

Set Your DVRs… Or Not

There are two things on at the same time (my bedtime) and I NEED to see both! What am I going to do! How can I tape two things at once!!!!!!!!!1

I Have No Witchy Wart Thingys

yes, but not a piercing on one of those that pop out like a wart. ick
Those are the ones I am talking about. old witchy things
blessing to be thankful for today…..I have no witchy wart thingys…

No one is winning a thing on Price is Right today. :(  I have not watched it in a long time and now it is a dud.

We saw a bit of Bachelor last night and he picked the nasty one. Read that on the internet today (didn’t waste
all our time seeing the end).

Sounds like I am tv slumming, doesn’t it? Just me in the trailer and my tv. I need some brew and cheez-whiz, huh?

Have a good afternoon. Love, Mom

Hockey Problems

Backstory: My mother comes from a country on the equator. She the watched America vs. Canada in the olympics, it was her first hockey experience.

The problem with hockey is that everyone has a stick.

Show and…Vibe?

Mom: I’d thought about buying a netbook, but I’ve decided against it. I think I’ll be fine with my iPhone.
Me: I think you’d get a lot of use out of a netbook. A guy in my Media & Society class brought his in for show & tell & he really likes it.
Mom: Oh really? What’d you bring…. Your vibrator?

The Happy Hooker?

Backstory: I’m abroad for the semester and am trying to plan travel for my spring break.

Mom: where are you trying to go?
Me: um, definitely Ireland and Paris, and I’d like to go somewhere in Belgium, I’ve heard it’s amazing.
Me: And I would like to take advantage of the hookers and pot in Amsterdam, of course.
Mom: BE a hooker in Amsterdam — aim high!!

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Jug o’ Sangria

Backstory: From my mother, who is in Texas taking care of my brother’s kids while they are away.

i am so excited – i just got back from the grocery store -where they also sell beer & wine -  and i found our favorite Re’al San Gria so I bought the 1.5 liter jug and some limes, lemons and oranges – i will get through this 100* texas weather yet!

i am off to school to support *** during his end of year awards ceremony – it better be in ac

Maybe I Can Get Dreads

I got my hair permed and when i came home Emma said ” Momma, you are silly, why do you want to like a clown?” So everytime I see her I grab my nose and go “Honk Honk”

My hair was too short and it looks like an afro. I decided not to wash it or comb it. Maybe I can get dreads.

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Love, Mom