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The Happy Hooker?

Backstory: I’m abroad for the semester and am trying to plan travel for my spring break.

Mom: where are you trying to go?
Me: um, definitely Ireland and Paris, and I’d like to go somewhere in Belgium, I’ve heard it’s amazing.
Me: And I would like to take advantage of the hookers and pot in Amsterdam, of course.
Mom: BE a hooker in Amsterdam — aim high!!

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Jug o’ Sangria

Backstory: From my mother, who is in Texas taking care of my brother’s kids while they are away.

i am so excited – i just got back from the grocery store -where they also sell beer & wine -  and i found our favorite Re’al San Gria so I bought the 1.5 liter jug and some limes, lemons and oranges – i will get through this 100* texas weather yet!

i am off to school to support *** during his end of year awards ceremony – it better be in ac

Maybe I Can Get Dreads

I got my hair permed and when i came home Emma said ” Momma, you are silly, why do you want to like a clown?” So everytime I see her I grab my nose and go “Honk Honk”

My hair was too short and it looks like an afro. I decided not to wash it or comb it. Maybe I can get dreads.

Love Mom

Mass Intensity

We had a teenage girl FAINT in the choir loft midway through the Mass.  She went down like a ton of bricks.  Somebody said should we get a doctor and this new soft spoken choir lady said “That’s okay. I’m a doctor.” afterwards I told her I wanted to sit next to her EVERY week.

Home is Where the Mom Is

I just want to tell you I hope you come home soon.  I really miss you.  I don’t know why.  I think it is the earthquakes.

Love,
Mom

Mom Was a Showgirl

Me: You know you’re at a classy restaurant when they are advertising their new location as ‘next to platinum showgirls’

Mom: Yeah I start work there tomorrow

Swallow After Reading

Can you email me how to save something from my excel file to a disk?  I don’t want anyone here to know how dumb I am.
Thanks.  Please swallow this email after you read it.

Bobble Head Pope

Backstory: I can’t provide a backstory, as I’m still trying to figure out why she sent it. She’s not even Catholic.

OK,

A bobble head Pope was just featured on the Today show for sale in DC.

Now, will they be available in Rome :)  Of course this one has the wrong color hat on!!

I knew they existed.

Learning the Ways of Facebook: Friends and Farmville

It’s mom here!  Cindy got me on facebook and it said that you have two new friends! I’m so glad you have friends.  Also I think my cows are exploding?? Can you send me a milk machine??
Love, Mom


Love, Mom