Home is Where the Mom Is
I just want to tell you I hope you come home soon. I really miss you. I don’t know why. I think it is the earthquakes.
Love,
Mom
Mom Was a Showgirl
Me: You know you’re at a classy restaurant when they are advertising their new location as ‘next to platinum showgirls’
Mom: Yeah I start work there tomorrow
Swallow After Reading
Can you email me how to save something from my excel file to a disk? I don’t want anyone here to know how dumb I am.
Thanks. Please swallow this email after you read it.
Bobble Head Pope
Backstory: I can’t provide a backstory, as I’m still trying to figure out why she sent it. She’s not even Catholic.
OK,
A bobble head Pope was just featured on the Today show for sale in DC.
Now, will they be available in Rome :) Of course this one has the wrong color hat on!!
I knew they existed.
Learning the Ways of Facebook: Friends and Farmville
It’s mom here! Cindy got me on facebook and it said that you have two new friends! I’m so glad you have friends. Also I think my cows are exploding?? Can you send me a milk machine??
Love, Mom
Trapped With Dad and Bro
Backstory: My mom lives with my dad and 17-year-old brother. I asked if we were invited to my cousin’s wedding.
Don’t know. I would guess so. I cant think about such trivia now. . . We are in the process of having another blizzard here. and i am trapped with the 2 whack-nuts for the 4th time in 2.5 months. This is like being pecked to death by a chicken
Case of Mistaken Chat Identity?
Mom: How are you? Haven’t heard from you in a while…
Me: i’m great! all is well here.
Mom: How do I know this is you? What is my middle name?
Me: it’s Lucille! you watch way too many crime dramas
Fart Credit
hey bub- got dad to & from the surgery center- he had no pollips or anything of any concern. They told him that the procedure filled him with air and the faster he could pass it out, the faster we could leave. The nurse said, “Just rip ‘em!” and boy- he did! all the recovering people were just in a big room with curtains seperating them- the lady next to your dad was having a terrible time coming out of the anesthesia and expelling her gas. Her husband kept trying to get her to stay awake & to fart- every time your dad farted, he thought it was her & the husband would brag on her, She’d just say, “that wasn’t me.” I got tickled after a few times of her getting the credit for all dad’s farts!
Today in Mom News: Introducing the New Boyfriend
Here at Postcards some of our favorite entries have been from moms reentering the dating world. The website momversation asks the excellent question: When should your kids meet your new man? We would love to hear about all your experiences in the comments–both from moms who are dating and the kids who have met new boyfriends. Just think, it couldn’t be much worse than if your mom brought home this guy. [Momversation]
I Hope Your Two Broken Arms Heal Soon
Yes, your father & I will attend your wedding. Many have received their invitation and have mentioned it to me, so they have been successfully delivered. Hopefully you are getting a good response on your end.
I hope your two broken arms and sprained fingers heal soon so that you may telephone us once again.
Sigh.
Love you!
Mom
