The Happy Hooker?
Backstory: I’m abroad for the semester and am trying to plan travel for my spring break.
Mom: where are you trying to go?
Me: um, definitely Ireland and Paris, and I’d like to go somewhere in Belgium, I’ve heard it’s amazing.
Me: And I would like to take advantage of the hookers and pot in Amsterdam, of course.
Mom: BE a hooker in Amsterdam — aim high!!
The Most Popular Posts of the Week
The most popular posts of the past week… from a mom who wasn’t sure how her daughter’s name was spelled to a mom who couldn’t bear the thought of being snowbound with her husband and son.
1. That’s Not My Name!
2. My Googilly
3. Trapped With Dad and Bro
4. Swallow After Reading
5. There Was a Lot of Paperwork Involved
6. Home is Where the Mom Is
7. I Hope Your Two Broken Arms Heal Soon
8. Fart Credit
9. Case of Mistaken Chat Identity?
10. Learning the Ways of Facebook: Friends and Farmville
Jug o’ Sangria
Backstory: From my mother, who is in Texas taking care of my brother’s kids while they are away.
i am so excited – i just got back from the grocery store -where they also sell beer & wine - and i found our favorite Re’al San Gria so I bought the 1.5 liter jug and some limes, lemons and oranges – i will get through this 100* texas weather yet!
i am off to school to support *** during his end of year awards ceremony – it better be in ac
Maybe I Can Get Dreads
I got my hair permed and when i came home Emma said ” Momma, you are silly, why do you want to like a clown?” So everytime I see her I grab my nose and go “Honk Honk”
My hair was too short and it looks like an afro. I decided not to wash it or comb it. Maybe I can get dreads.
Love Mom
Mass Intensity
We had a teenage girl FAINT in the choir loft midway through the Mass. She went down like a ton of bricks. Somebody said should we get a doctor and this new soft spoken choir lady said “That’s okay. I’m a doctor.” afterwards I told her I wanted to sit next to her EVERY week.
Home is Where the Mom Is
I just want to tell you I hope you come home soon. I really miss you. I don’t know why. I think it is the earthquakes.
Love,
Mom
Mom Was a Showgirl
Me: You know you’re at a classy restaurant when they are advertising their new location as ‘next to platinum showgirls’
Mom: Yeah I start work there tomorrow
Swallow After Reading
Can you email me how to save something from my excel file to a disk? I don’t want anyone here to know how dumb I am.
Thanks. Please swallow this email after you read it.
Bobble Head Pope
Backstory: I can’t provide a backstory, as I’m still trying to figure out why she sent it. She’s not even Catholic.
OK,
A bobble head Pope was just featured on the Today show for sale in DC.
Now, will they be available in Rome :) Of course this one has the wrong color hat on!!
I knew they existed.
Learning the Ways of Facebook: Friends and Farmville
It’s mom here! Cindy got me on facebook and it said that you have two new friends! I’m so glad you have friends. Also I think my cows are exploding?? Can you send me a milk machine??
Love, Mom
