A repository of modern day maternal correspondence

That is why everyone loves us!!

We are on the same page which is why I too enjoy soap operas and reading People. Having the ability to enjoy books, movies, entertainment, hobbies, crafts, SEWING, gardening, working around the house, etc. - on all levels - enables us to understand and be able to identify with a broad spectra of people. That is why everyone loves us!!

Love,
Mom

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You Are Possessed!!

OMG!!!! You are possessed by the spirit of–certainly not your mother, not even either of your grandmothers…..must be your GREAT Grandmother! (the German one) Does your healthcare policy cover
exorcism? Maybe it has something to do with having your teeth cleaned…..

Talk to you on Sunday sometime….
Love, Mom

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why mom needed to know if i had a date

To mail back the RSVP card.  The bride might need to tell a caterer at least two weeks ahead of time how many people to make food for.

I thought you read bridal magazines.  Maybe not.

Mom

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Computer Problems

I think that we are going to finally ditch AOL.  I want to save my favorite places and also my old email. The computer is running very slow.  I brought it down to the computer guy, and he recommends that we get a new hard drive.  He said that my hard drive is corrupted.  Who knows.  I was more concerned that it is too warm in this room and the fan is constantly going.  I will talk to you later about IE.  It will be quite a process to get Dad used to the new way of doing “EBAY”.  I may just go nuts.

Love,
Mom

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25 cent PBR

25 cent pbr at the rhino club on sundays! Of course you probably dont want to frequent there but i thought of you when i saw it.

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Drifting Mind

Having a hard time concentrating this afternoon. My mind keeps drifting to Montana, a certain mountain man, and ….. Damn.

Love you.
Mom

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Keylime Miley

Hey Babe,

I’m gonna make your keylime pie today, but I gotta tell ya, I had to buy the keylime in a small plastic thing like they sell lemon juice, is that right?  I hope there’s a cup in there!  I guess I should have tried Whole Foods instead of Food Lion.

Miley Cyrus is on the Today Show, she doesn’t really sing that well!!!

Mom

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Twilight Bark for G-ma and G-pa

Remember in “101 Dalmatians”, when the dogs in the village wanted to talk to each other, they would bark to the dog next door, and it would carry on until every one heard the news? It was called a ‘twilight bark,’ as I recall. Well, I was going to call G-ma & G-pa just now, but I realized that they would say, how’s Melanie? how was the party?, and I would not have an answer, so if you could please get back to me with a brief synopsis of the party - kind of a like a society column item - then I can call the G-parents with answers to all of their questions.
Write back soon!
<3 momula

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Lottery Dreams

Off to the gym tonight and I’ll probably pick up the winning lotto ticket on the way–I’ll let you know if we win.  Big trip to Italy/Greece and locations beyond if I do.  You would surely be invited!!!!!!  We’d ride in the airplane section that uses real utensils and salt shakers.

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What a Life, Eh??

It will probably come saturday or monday so you can buy monistat external cream if you are uncomfortable in the meantime. Call me if u have any questions.

I am getting the gray out of my hair this morning. This afternoon is my nails.-what a life, eh?? Not to mention all the unpacking laundry around the house. The air conditioner man is coming 8 minutes ago-so he is late. I will wake Dan to let him know to lsiten for him cause I am going to debbie and to get your meds in a few minutes.

Sounds like you and Dan will have a good time-I am happy that you will be together. It is a mother’s dream for her children to like each other, etc. At least it is for me.

Beach house sounds fun. Glad that you are having some extra curriculars  in addition to work.  Well I have to get going so …have a great day and keep in touch.

Love, Mom

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