A repository of modern day maternal correspondence

Presidential Tastes

Obama’s favourite food is pie…just like you.

Mummy

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My mother is a human RSS feed.

We have not spoken in quite awhile. How are you and David? Bob & Linda had their first snowstorm today! Auntie Bee has lost 14 lbs. since her visit with me. I am so proud of her. I hope she keeps it up. Cubby went to the groomers down Newport last week. Not only did he get cleaned, but he got a dislocated hip also. Poor dog! He has had such bad luck. He had surgery this past Friday. Mike & Judy are hoping to collect all fees from the groomers. So far they have offered $750 and they wanted Dan to sign a release form for any additional negligence. He did not take the money nor did he sign the papers. Your sister went to Rocky Point Mexico this past weekend, she loved it. What is new with you?
Love Always Mom
Can’t wait for you to come

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Halloween Hijinks

we have a halloween party to go to.
have you heard about the chia pet costume?
it’s real cheap.
just put double sided tape on your head and roll around on some fresh cut lawn.

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Baby Memories

You did have big cheeks and big eyes, but not so much that it was wierd or ugly.  You were darling!!  Many compared you to the Gerber Baby.

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Bra-ha-ha

Backstory: My mom e-mailed this to me at 11:30 am, and I believe she gets to work at 8 am.

I just realized that I forgot to put on my bra today. What the…….!

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Tree Murderer

We have been in the woods almost every weekend working on the camp.  Murdering trees, shredding the evidence, splitting murdered trees, stacking split murdered trees, burning murdered trees.  Generally the whole tree murdering cycle.
And drinking at the bar.

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Prodded, Poked, Cleaned Out, Shopping

Well, just back from the annual gyn/mammogram trip.  I’ve been prodded, poked, burned and cleaned out and all looks to be in good order!  Whew, that’s done for another year(s).

Got to Old Navy and got a few T’s.  Thanks for the tip.  They are very comfortable.

All for now,

LOVE
MOM

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Mom’s Anti-LOLCat Platform

I don’t like the stuff with kitties using bad English and spelling- I imagine they speak with a perfect British accent. and are particular with their spelling and punctuation!!! But the pics are funny!

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“World’s heaviest man marries in Mexico”

Puppy, if this guy could find true love then there MUST be a Mr. Right out there for you and for me.  See…

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Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number

A few years younger-no big deal- you thought he was older when you met him so he must have a little maturity.  If you like him, then go out with him.  Have fun.  You need it.   I love you

Now, back to me,  I am thinking about going out with someone younger-a lot younger-I am not sure of his age.     So, your momma is a dirty old lady

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