Shouty Crackers

Backstory: These messages happened about 30 seconds apart, my mom had just got a new phone and couldn’t work it!

Mom: ARE YOU COMING FOR DINNER ON SUNDAY?
Mom: DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE?
Mom: HELLO?
Me: Blimey mother, what’s with all the shouting?
Mom: WHAT SHOUTING?
Me: When you text all in caps it’s generally considered to be indicative of shouting!!
Mom: OH SORRY
Mom: NEW PHONE. CANT WORK IT!
Mom: I REALLY AM SORRY. NOT SHOUTING. PROMISE.
Mom: I ASKED YOUR FATHER FOR HELP. WE GOT THE SAME PHONE. HE CANT STOP SHOUTING EITHER!

Posted on 05.24.2010 at 1:30 pm// Tagged: , ,

Gaga for Lady Gaga

Mom: LADY GAGA IS ON THE RADIO!!
Me: Yeah, what song?
Mom: PAPARAZZI THE ONLY ONE I DON’T LIKE!!!!! :( :(
Me: Why don’t you like it? & Easy on the caps..jeez woman..
Mom: IT’S SUCH A BORING SUBJECT FOR A SONG
Mom: CAN’T SHE SING ABOUT SOMETHING HAPPY?
Mom: OR SEXUAL?
Me: Umm all her songs are sexual
Mom: DISCO STICK! DISCO STICK!

Posted on 01.22.2010 at 10:00 am// Tagged: , , ,

i NEED YOU

p.s.  guess what I found when I was putting stuff back???  The piano books< right
where I PUT THEM__UNDER THE COUCH IN THE LIVING ROOM (I”M NOT TRYING TO USE CAPITAL
LETTERS< BY THE WAY< I JUST CAN”T GET THIS COMPUTER to stop making them>  wHAT IS
WRONG WITH THIS THING////??????  i NEED YOU JUL!!!!!!

i’m sending you David Lanz.  (Oh, I think it’s fixed now)

Posted on 03.27.2009 at 8:45 am// Tagged: , ,

Boric Acid Cracks

Hi
TRIED TO GET YOU A LITTLE  WHILE AGO BUT YOUR PHONE ACTED LIKE IT WAS DEAD. IT WENT RIGHT TO VOICEMAIL.  I WAS AT DOLLAR GENERAL THIS AM AND THEY HAD BIG BOTTLES OF BORIC ACID. GET A PLASTIC SPOON AND CARELFULLY SPRINLE SOME IN THAT CRACK ALL ALONG THE BACK OF THE COUNTER . I THINK THAT WILL HELP ALOT. I WILL GET THAT RECIPE FOR YOU, ITHINK VICKI AND PETE WENT TO THE ISLAND TIL MONDAY NIGHT

LOVE, MOM

Posted on 11.10.2008 at 11:30 am// Tagged: , ,



Love, Mom