CRISCO HAIR AND IDOL WOUND UP

I AM SO SLEEPY, I WAS SO WOUND UP OVER IDOL, AND I COULDN’T GET TO SLEEP. THEN THIS MORNING I WOKE UP AND IT WAS REALLY DARK IN THE HOUSE AND HOT AS HELL, THE POWER WENT OFF. I NEEDED TO WASH MY HAIR AND I PUT MY MAKEUP ON BY CANDLELIGHT. I LOOK LIKE A TRAINWRECK THIS MORNING. I GRABBED THE FIRST THING THAT DIDN’T NEED TO BE IRONED, LUCKILY THAT DOESN’T LOOK TOO BAD, THEN AS I AM LEAVING THE LIGHTS COME ON, TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE HAIR, I LOOK LIKE I WASHED MY HAIR IN CRISCO.

Another Momma, Another Idol Opinion

I can’t believe I watched for 2 hours just for it to be the wrong result! This is ridiculous! Let me tell you something Kris Allen, you may be cute but cute won’t get you to Vegas, taking over for Elton and Celine! Adam Lambert I will see you in Vegas and I WILL BUY YOUR RECORD!!!

How American Idol is Like High School

Backstory: 1) I go to my mom’s every week for reality TV Tuesday, lately featuring ‘Dancing with the Stars’ and ‘American Idol.’ 2) My mom’s mental list of times she got ripped off by friends/family members/arch rivals dates back to early childhood, with many highlights from her high school heyday.

What do you think of Shawn? Gilles should have won, of course. That seems to be an omen for Adam – underdog Kris will win. Meredith Viera totally said the whole “common knowledge” thing this morning. “Adam is so talented but I just love Kris, he’s so sweet, blah, blah, blah!” It’s that kind of thinking that lost me homecoming queen and Best All Around!

Mom’s Makeover For Susan Boyle

mom: ok, did you not LOVE the scottish woman singer that kicked condescending Simon’s A???
me: what?
mom: that was one of the sweetest stories i have ever heard. it is on u tube too
me: I think pebbles has been doing her hair
mom: no one has been doing her hair
mom: she needs glenna to do her eyebrows. but no doubt she is already getting the makeovers!
me: for a second there I thought you had started watching American Idol, I would be disappointed…
mom: oh come on, you know better.
me: well you have been watching Oprah!
mom: well, that is only because it proceeds the news, and she does have some good topics some days. someone has to tell me about menopuse
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David Cook Fan Club

Could you please go to www.david-cook.org and listen to David’s CD. Have PJ listen to it too. Have all your friends listen to it and they too better think it is fantastic.  OK Just let me know what you think of it. It was produced by Rob Cavallo who produced your Green Day CDs. We have come full circle. Love you.

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Love, Mom