Bee ( no pun intended haha) glad you are not home right now!  The  hornets
have invaded your room, well actually the house but more concentrated in  your
room. Like we probably have killed several dozen! YUCK!
Had a tomato that was just about red enough to be picked and discovered
yesterday that some critter took it off the [...]

Me: So Friday I got stung by a bee for the first time ever.
Mom: If I were with you I would have peed on your arm.
Me: …
Me: I think that only works for jelly fish stings.
Mom: Oh
Me: Yeah
Mom: Are u trying to tell me you don’t want me peeing on your arm?

Well, your father left the house early this morning to go crabbing at high tide… and returned about 30 minutes later…. As I told him he didn’t give the crabs a chance…

There was a baby raccoon (obviously not the originator of those huge piles of poop) in the trap today.  He’ll have to take him somewhere for release and then set it up again as I’m positive there are more. Stay tuned.
Love,
Mom

ok, i got the addresses for work people, and i brought my address books to work, since i still do not have the internet at home.
i will work on my list here at work, so i can send it to you in an attachment, like you did.
i had a huge and i do mean huge [...]

OK - a mouse had been spotted in the new house.
Set a trap.  No longer a problem.
A black snake is living under the refrigerator.
Ma

The aerial acrobatics have begun . . . My birds are here!!! They were buggin’ Dad when he was up, staring in the kitchen window and looking mildly outraged. They were at the feeder this morning - I got it up first thing yesterday. And so, already two males are squabbling over ownership of the [...]

Mom: What did you do today? Bored huh
Me: Yep
Me: I’m going to the gym soon.
Mom: James is serenading me in the comp room.
Mom: OMG
Mom: I’m getting a headache
Mom: It’s getting louder he doesn’t like me talking in computer lingo LOL
Me: Well at least he is playing you music
Mom: yep Killer - I mean nugget left [...]

That is very strange.  Do you think the bird’s building a nest and wants hair?  What kind of bird is it and did it draw blood?
Do you call Animal Control for something like that? It’s kind of Hitchcockian.  Do not throw the Coach bag at him. Better to be maimed and sent to the ER.  [...]

mom: omg, cute overload is sooo cute lately
me: that’s pretty much the point
mom: haha, true. I love it when they say, just kill me now

I just got your e mail Monday 27th on what to send to roommates sister.
Will try to send Tues 28th.  Hope it gets to her in time.  IMPORTANT: Hippo’s kill and eat more people in Africa than anything.  Eric says don’t get between water, land and hippo.  They will charge to eat you because they [...]

BBC news reported that a 29 year old male orangutan made a hole in the wall of his cage and escaped from the LA zoo yesterday. They did manage to capture him.
Tampa news reported that a 10 year old female orangutan climbed a 12 foot wall and escaped at Busch Gardens yesterday. [...]

Hi molly, it’s Jack the cat here (he is laying across my arms while I’m typing).  I just wanted to tell you that my mommy mailed you a package today with socks and long underwear so that you’ll have a great ski trip for your 30th birthday.  I think I would like to learn how [...]

I know now why this job pays so well. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 100 patients & only about 5 of them aren’t demented. I have to get up at 4am & have to be there at 6:30am! I can’t leave till everything is caught up. Today I didn’t get home till [...]

Adam was a kissing machine today - he gives the best soggy kisses - we have gates up everywhere - it’s like having a ferret in the house!  Says dadadada and mumumum and “ga”for everything else - makes a squealy noise when he sees Lindbergh - like a cat’s meow.  He’s like Mowgli from The [...]