A repository of modern day maternal correspondence

Ding dongs

Good morning my little one:
The Fafsa for my part is now complete.  When you have finished your part, then I can get in and print the signature page to mail to them.
I love you — those ding dongs at your new apartment are kind of disorganized - huh?

The seniors were captured

I went shopping the other day and restrained myself from buying stuff for your apartment because if I were you I would want to do it all myself.
However, if there are things you want, or things you want me to watch for on sale, let me know and I will keep my eagle eyes open.
Also, [...]

Roommate’s Response

Backstory: “My roommate sent in what her mom wrote to her about us moving in together. I thought I would share what my mom wrote to me.”
Do you really want to go down that road again? I don’t like this idea, you don’t know her well… What if she’s a secret cocaine user…  If you [...]

She could stab you while you sleep!

Backstory: I am the youngest of 4 children, my mother was terrified for me to leave home and live on my own. I finally found a roommate and a place we could afford, this was her answer to my email informing her of our plans. The funny part is, we aren’t immigrants…

Grumble,,….grumble,…. You don’t know [...]



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