Me: We went apple picking with the boys this weekend. So you’ll have to eat apples when you come up this week.
Mom: I’m not eating any sour ones.
Me: Why would we pick sour ones?
Mom: I don’t know. But I’m not eating any.
Me: There aren’t any sour ones. Why would we buy them if they were sour?
Mom: You know, they have those really tart ones for cooking.
Me: What, do you think I’m going to bake you a pie or something this week?
Mom: Well, no.
Me: So
(no response from Mom for a couple minutes)
Me: Never mind
(still no response)
Me: Mom, I promise not to make you eat any apples.
Mom: Ok. See you Tuesday! Love you!