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Mom: It was nice to see you today! You looked so pretty! What did you do different?!?
Mom: wait…
Mom: umm…
Mom: SHIT, I didn’t mean it like that!

Posted on 07.01.2009 at 9:30 am// Tagged: appearance, backhanded compliments

"I'm named after the song A Letter to Elise by The Cure, and my middlenames: Klara and Lisel were chosen because my mom had a dream about having a daughter named Klara, and she promised my great-grandmother that she would name me Lisel."
— Elise
on "Today in Mom News: How Did You Choose Your Child’s Name?"
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I didn’t mean it like that!

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