Backstory: I had recently taken up with a hockey player missing a tooth.

tomorrow walking with your bagel to the office you  bump into a regular enough guy with teeth, but you are not paying attention
as you are thinking about the day ahead of you, when you bump into him it is the cream cheese side of your bagel that hits him first – he is shocked – he stares at his suit, then into your doe-like brown eyes and asks if he can buy you a new bagel….