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Why Mom Never Went Pro

When Tom was born he had to be under lights for several days. He looked like a movie star in sunglasses with a little black mask over his eyes. With you I pulled my hamstring muscle in my groin. I didn’t realize it until the next morning it was painful to scoot the few inches to swing my legs off the bed and stand up. When the intern came to see me- he was the doctor for the Peoria hockey team- he told me he saw that a lot in hockey players. My roommate said it had happened to her husband when he was playing baseball. I asked how long it would take to heal, she said “All I know is if you’re playing semi-pro, your career is over.” And that is why I never took up hockey or baseball.

For Reals For Reals??

Backstory: We are Polish. She was at a ballgame that night.

mom: We’re here on Polish Night. For reals.
mom: There are dancing pierogi. For reals.

How many “F” words did you use?

Hi Pumpkin,

Aunt Phyl called me last night. She & Uncle Randy were in Lebanon cleaning out Helen’s place. Aunt Phyl wanted to know if you want any of the following:

Cup cake tin(s)
Casserole dishes with lids
Pie plates
Deviled egg plate
Stainless steel sandwich maker
Rectangular glass cake pan with lid, and canvas carry holder. You can carry hot or cold items in it.
Cake pans

How many “F” words did you use during the Red Sox game? So sorry to hear they lost.

Daddy told me to tell you he said hi and hope you’re not in jail.

Love,
Mom



Love, Mom