Postcards From Yo Momma » baseball http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 PASTIES IF YOU ARE BRAVE http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/03/31/pasties-if-you-are-brave/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/03/31/pasties-if-you-are-brave/#comments Thu, 31 Mar 2011 15:00:46 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6694 Backstory: I am getting married at the end of May.  My mother called and asked if we wanted to go to the Phillies game the Sunday before the wedding (i am a HUGE Phillies Phan)  I told her my only concern was getting stupid tan lines from sitting in a stadium for four hours a week before my wedding.  This was her response….

PHILLIES TICKETS BOUGHT!!! YOU WILL HAVE TO BE COVERED IN SUNSCREEN,LOW TUBE TOP (PASTIES IF YOU ARE BRAVE-MAYBE PEOPLE WILL THROW MONEY!) BIG HAT!

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/03/31/pasties-if-you-are-brave/feed/ 3 Take Me Out to the Ball Game http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/04/13/take-me-out-to-the-ball-game/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/04/13/take-me-out-to-the-ball-game/#comments Tue, 13 Apr 2010 16:30:49 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6115 So I’m at the cubs game… having a great time… and a group of 4 guys are in front of me and one of them is totally wasted!!!!  He stands up to let out a cheer and….

THREW UP ALL OVER THE GUY IN FRONT OF HIM!!!!!  So gross!!!!  The lady next to me almost lost it!!!!  Needless to say the guy and 2 of his friends left in a hurry.  I think they went to go clean him up!!!  Or were too ashamed to come back.  Well that was my story, I guess I was glad they were in front of me!!!  Not behind me!!!!!

Call me….

Love you,

MOM

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/04/13/take-me-out-to-the-ball-game/feed/ 9 Why Mom Never Went Pro http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/07/05/why-mom-never-went-pro/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/07/05/why-mom-never-went-pro/#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 18:00:13 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4397 When Tom was born he had to be under lights for several days. He looked like a movie star in sunglasses with a little black mask over his eyes. With you I pulled my hamstring muscle in my groin. I didn’t realize it until the next morning it was painful to scoot the few inches to swing my legs off the bed and stand up. When the intern came to see me- he was the doctor for the Peoria hockey team- he told me he saw that a lot in hockey players. My roommate said it had happened to her husband when he was playing baseball. I asked how long it would take to heal, she said “All I know is if you’re playing semi-pro, your career is over.” And that is why I never took up hockey or baseball.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/07/05/why-mom-never-went-pro/feed/ 4 For Reals For Reals?? http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/06/11/for-reals-for-reals/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/06/11/for-reals-for-reals/#comments Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:30:42 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4233 Backstory: We are Polish. She was at a ballgame that night.

mom: We’re here on Polish Night. For reals.
mom: There are dancing pierogi. For reals.

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Aunt Phyl called me last night. She & Uncle Randy were in Lebanon cleaning out Helen’s place. Aunt Phyl wanted to know if you want any of the following:

Cup cake tin(s)
Casserole dishes with lids
Pie plates
Deviled egg plate
Stainless steel sandwich maker
Rectangular glass cake pan with lid, and canvas carry holder. You can carry hot or cold items in it.
Cake pans

How many “F” words did you use during the Red Sox game? So sorry to hear they lost.

Daddy told me to tell you he said hi and hope you’re not in jail.

Love,
Mom

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