mom:  chris bale is a scumbag
he assaulted his mother

me: since when do you call him chris?
that’s going up as my gchat status

mom: will you stop quoting me in your gchat status?
i feel like you are making fun of me
i only kid with you

me:  but you were being funny
I’m not making fun!!

mom:  i have to maintain my serious side

me:  OK mom

mom:  NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

me:  you try to be funny sometimes

mom:  i don’t need to try to be funny, i automatically am
i had my hair colored today
it looks good