Mom: How do we go about promoting a Christian cd?   Do you know anyone who works for a Christian music station?
Me: No, but I can look into it.  We have a Christian station here.
Mom: Yeah, I’m thinking about recording an cd.
Me: What?  Are you really??  Or is this for Allison?
Mom: Please!!!!!!!!!!  Do you really think I could cut a record?
Me: Well, they do give out record deals to anyone these days.  You should drop some fly beats and lay down a track or two.
Mom: What does that mean?  Allison thought it maybe had something to do with dropping some turds & leaving tracks.  Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!