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Me: can you please, please mail me the sigg bottle I left at your place?
Mom: no way… its mine now. If u liked it then u shld have put a ring on it.

Posted on 10.14.2009 at 9:30 am// Tagged: beyonce, sigg bottles

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— Elise
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