Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Momkini
Me: Woah, Mom, you’re not hiding anything in this bikini pic we just found!
Mom: Girls… your mom was HOT. Men wanted her and women feared her.
Posted on 02.02.2010 at 12:00 pm// Tagged: appearance, bikinis, photos
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"I'm named after the song A Letter to Elise by The Cure, and my middlenames: Klara and Lisel were chosen because my mom had a dream about having a daughter named Klara, and she promised my great-grandmother that she would name me Lisel."
— Elise
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