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Backstory: I was telling my Mom about how my dog ate a loaf of bread off my kitchen counter.
Mom: Rondy, our old dog, ate my birth control pills, foil and all. Spit out the plastic compact. It was all chewed up. Had to take him to the vet because I thought he was going to die…………embarrassing!
Me: hahaha
Mom: 4 1/2 months before I could get a prescription for more at the Air Force Hospital
Ever wonder why your brothers are 19 months apart?
Backstory: I recently started a job as a nurse practitioner at a women’s health clinic.
me: I inserted an IUD today!
mom: what’s that?
me: its like the copper one you had after you had [my sister]
mom: oh! you found someone to have sex with?
me: no mom. I put one into someone else at work. crazy..
mom: Ahh.. I thought you got it and I was happy for you.
Mom: did u have your appt yet?
Me: yeah it was yesterday… it was fine
Mom: when will u get the results
Me: i’m not sure…they took a pregnancy test, too
Mom: really? Why?
Me: since i’m about to go on birth control
Mom: what do use now
Me: condoms :)
Mom: oh
Mom: what a mood killer
Me: the younger sister is pregnant?
Mom: yes.
Me: why didnt she use birth control like meee? haaha
Mom: oh my god
