Postcards From Yo Momma » birth control http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Ever Wonder Where Your Brothers Came From? http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/06/07/ever-wonder-where-your-brothers-came-from/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/06/07/ever-wonder-where-your-brothers-came-from/#comments Mon, 07 Jun 2010 14:30:53 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6278 Backstory: I was telling my Mom about how my dog ate a loaf of bread off my kitchen counter.

Mom: Rondy, our old dog, ate my birth control pills, foil and all. Spit out the plastic compact. It was all chewed up. Had to take him to the vet because I thought he was going to die…………embarrassing!
Me: hahaha
Mom: 4 1/2 months before I could get a prescription for more at the Air Force Hospital
Ever wonder why your brothers are 19 months apart?

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me: I inserted an IUD today!
mom: what’s that?
me: its like the copper one you had after you had [my sister]
mom: oh! you found someone to have sex with?
me: no mom. I put one into someone else at work. crazy..
mom: Ahh.. I thought you got it and I was happy for you.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/02/04/some-iud-confusion/feed/ 2 Contraceptive Bummer http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/06/03/contraceptive-bummer/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/06/03/contraceptive-bummer/#comments Wed, 03 Jun 2009 13:30:55 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4175 Mom: did u have your appt yet?
Me: yeah it was yesterday… it was fine
Mom: when will u get the results
Me: i’m not sure…they took a pregnancy test, too
Mom: really? Why?
Me: since i’m about to go on birth control
Mom: what do use now
Me: condoms :)
Mom: oh
Mom: what a mood killer

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/06/03/contraceptive-bummer/feed/ 4 Sis in the Family Way http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/10/17/sis-in-the-family-way/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/10/17/sis-in-the-family-way/#comments Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:55:33 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=2372 Me:  the younger sister is pregnant?

Mom:  yes.

Me:  why didnt she use birth control like meee?  haaha

Mom:  oh my god

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