Postcards From Yo Momma » birthdays http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Birthday Body Flash Backs http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/06/06/birthday-body-flash-backs/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/06/06/birthday-body-flash-backs/#comments Mon, 06 Jun 2011 15:00:53 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6759 HAPPY

BIRTHDAY

I wondered why I had weird pains all day yesterday.  My body was having flash backs. LOL

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]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/10/happy-birthday/feed/ 5 Happy-ish Birthday http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/02/24/happy-ish-birthday/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/02/24/happy-ish-birthday/#comments Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:34:50 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5850 Tomorrow is your birthday…yady yady pooh pooh

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/02/24/happy-ish-birthday/feed/ 1 Embracing the Black Sheep http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/02/19/embracing-the-black-sheep/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/02/19/embracing-the-black-sheep/#comments Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:30:30 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5812 Backstory: Typical gifts to me from my brother include an air mattress inflater (I don’t own an air mattress), a vinyl Playboy purse, and a used Maglight

I KNOW that I am SUCH a Mother – control-freak – however: please remember to get your brother a card, do not need to get a gift. A home-made from the computer or otherwise would be great.  I know that he can be delinquent at times with tangible things BUT, at times, he seems to live on the perifory(?) of our family relationships and I want us to really embrace and focus on him for his 30th B’day.  It is a ‘Mother thing’ and I promise that y’all are not left out of the ‘Mother thing’ at certain times.   Better stop, while I THINK? I am ahead!  XOXOXO  MAMA

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/02/19/embracing-the-black-sheep/feed/ 3 He’d Do The Same For You! http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/01/20/hed-do-the-same-for-you/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/01/20/hed-do-the-same-for-you/#comments Wed, 20 Jan 2010 18:30:39 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5621 Do not forget that tomorrow is the 40th birthday of your brother. Rub it in. He would do the same for you!
-Mom

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/01/20/hed-do-the-same-for-you/feed/ 3 My Daughter, aka Little One Who Almost Caused Me to Die in Childbirth http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/01/05/my-daughter-aka-little-one-who-almost-caused-me-to-die-in-childbirth/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/01/05/my-daughter-aka-little-one-who-almost-caused-me-to-die-in-childbirth/#comments Tue, 05 Jan 2010 14:30:31 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5536 Backstory: This conversation happened on my birthday.

me: get your rest! love you!

mom: I love you too. little one who almost caused me to die in childbirth….I would gladly have saccrificed myself for you except that it would have deprived your brother of his life ;)

me: i’ll keep that in mind. good night

mom: g’night. <3

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/01/05/my-daughter-aka-little-one-who-almost-caused-me-to-die-in-childbirth/feed/ 0 Happy Birthday to You (And Your Ovaries) http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/10/23/happy-birthday-and-early-menopause/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/10/23/happy-birthday-and-early-menopause/#comments Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:30:31 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5109 Backstory: This occurred on my 38th birthday, when she was IMing to wish me a Happy Birthday.

Mom: Do you have a good ob/gyn?

Me: I guess so, why?

Mom: You should really get someone good, lots of women who haven’t had kids yet go into early menopause at 38.

Me: Well happy birthday to me! Why would you say that?

Mom: I didn’t. I didn’t go there.

Me: A) Since when do you even say “go there”? and B) Yes, you did, it’s right there on the screen, was someone else typing?

Mom: Ok, new topic.

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i asked dad what to get him for his birthday, he said he wanted a steak and a blowjob… i said “should i tell D then?” and he said, “oh…. i will think of something else.” i’ll let you know.. but i think he needs a new hoodie.

love,
mom

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/10/01/what-dad-wants-for-his-birthday/feed/ 19 When I Was Your Age… http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/08/14/when-i-was-your-age/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/08/14/when-i-was-your-age/#comments Fri, 14 Aug 2009 15:30:12 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4650 Backstory: Turned 26 today; mom has been yearning for grandchildren the past few years, but neither I or my siblings have any kids.
i was just thinking when i was your age i was divorced single parent with 2 kids. what are you waiting on???

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/08/14/when-i-was-your-age/feed/ 9 You Could Even Pass Out! http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/08/06/you-could-even-pass-out/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/08/06/you-could-even-pass-out/#comments Thu, 06 Aug 2009 13:30:42 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4615 You know…food, drink, play…at our house. Did you have something else in mind? You could tell me what you want for food and a birthday dessert and I’d make you bloody marys or whatever. You could pass out and I wouldn’t let anyone take your picture and post it on the internet.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/08/06/you-could-even-pass-out/feed/ 4 Dad’s Birthday Gift: Too Subtle? http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/07/31/dads-birthday-gift-too-subtle/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/07/31/dads-birthday-gift-too-subtle/#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:49:14 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4574 I would so much appreciate if you called or wrote to Dad for his birthday.  And, despite any under the mustache grumbling on his part, I know he would, too.

So far I am thinking of getting him a banana plant.  Is that too subtle?

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/07/31/dads-birthday-gift-too-subtle/feed/ 2 The Coffee of Despair http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/07/17/the-coffee-of-despair/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/07/17/the-coffee-of-despair/#comments Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:00:56 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4492 Backstory: My ex-boyfriend’s parents are coming to town and want me to join them and their son for dinner — on his birthday.

mom: well, if it’s his b-day, you should probably take a gift
me: oh geez
what do you get for somebody whose heart you just broke?
mom: like maybe a starbuck’s gift card or something

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I REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT TO PROSKA PARK FOR YOU BIRTHDAY AND YOU WALKED AROUND IN YOUR UNDERPANTS ONLY CAUSE IT WAS

SO HOT AND THEN WE HAD PIZZA DELIVERED. IT WAS LIKE THE PERFECT BIRTHDAY PARTY. HOPE YOUR DAY IS THAT MUCH FUN AGAIN!

LOVE MOM.

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that’s my girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the DUH syndrome inherited from her mommallama!

i finally got the kitchen “nook” cleaned out. NOW everything’s on the kitchen table & counters! hope to get that sorted thru today. going to get the office DONE today also. I BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!! i couldn’t sleep last nite thinking about stuff. i may actually be bi.
polar, that is. racing thoughts. grandiose ideas…i’d be dangerous if i could actually implement all my ideas!

look for any piratey stuff you got at home, any gold or silvery items for the trunk. jewelry. skeleton scarf you knitted andy…

love, mommallama

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Me: Got it. Thanks mom!
Me: Wait dad was born in May.
Me: It’s March.
Mom: Ok the wheels have finally come off.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/03/24/next-stop%e2%80%a6barstow/feed/ 7 The Latest Crap Container http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/02/16/the-latest-crap-container/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/02/16/the-latest-crap-container/#comments Mon, 16 Feb 2009 15:00:06 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=3346 Notwithstanding a garbage can is a curious birthday gift, it’s needed, has a great dedicated design, more so than the latest crap container I worked out, stores the bags even, fits underneath perfectly, and, in a pinch can lure and trap something I might, in the future, truly desire and love and need to feed.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/02/16/the-latest-crap-container/feed/ 1 The Main Course http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/01/28/the-main-course/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/01/28/the-main-course/#comments Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:30:15 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=3198 mom: sounds good to me, does he need a birthday dessert??
me: sure, how about a fortune cookie?
mom: i guess only if you are the fortune cookie–hee hee
me: OH MY GOD.
mom: lighten up –jk, jk…………
me: THAT WAS SO GROSS!
mom: why is it so gross, you’re not a little fortune cookie??? you could be a dumpling….or tofu
me: um but not a dessert!
mom: oh you’d rather be the main course??
me: OH MY GOD MOM STOP!

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/01/28/the-main-course/feed/ 6 Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/12/27/two-out-of-three-aint-bad/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/12/27/two-out-of-three-aint-bad/#comments Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:31:56 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=2995 I felt so bad this morning because when I was getting ready, for some reason I was thinking to myself about how old R will be in February. I thought he was 23 now but then that didn’t make sense that he would be turning 24 when you just turned 26. Then I couldn’t think if J was going to be 25 or what in March. So, I had to subtract 2009 from 1984 and 1986 to figure out how old they were going to be. That’s pretty bad when you can’t remember the exact age of 2 out of 3 of your kids. Sheesh. Love you, baby doll!

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Bye for now

your old Mom

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/12/05/news-from-the-dog/feed/ 4 you must be aging in dog years http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/09/17/you-must-be-aging-in-dog-years/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/09/17/you-must-be-aging-in-dog-years/#comments Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:00:52 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=2195 We have left you a couple of voice mails on your phone but have not heard back from you so…. I thought I would send a little email.  I am sure you are busy and actually have a life so I am not worried just wanted to wish you a happy birthday in person or at least in voice.  I cannot believe that I am old enough to have children 31 and 29 years old.  I think you both must be aging in dog years!  I knew you’d like that one.  Any way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, to my sweet daughter.
Love you lots and lots
mom

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