Backstory: I recently started writing a new blog about the horrors of dating after 30, and this was my mother’s response.

Dear Daughter,
I read your dating blog, oh my oh my … but I’ve been thinking J, you’ve got to find a way to access a different crowd, more cerebral, sophisticated men, who will appreciate you! In the way of dating and dieting I send you the attached article about colon cleansing. There is so much on the internet, I’ve been tempted. Love, Mom