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The World Needs My Outlook

We were talking to Lora after you last night and she said I should write a blog. I have decided that the world needs my outlook. So I’m going to. Like today we went to the bank with Oscar, we were there for two hours. As Dad said it’s pretty bad when you can say your accomplishment for the day is to almost open a bank account.

Stuff like that. I am now going to email Bob, I don’t know how to make a blog get on the internets. He will know how to do it, but be a pain in the ass about telling me how, and that I can’t write anything anybody would want to read. I’m sort of dreading this already. You don’t know how to make a blog be on the internets do you?

Miss USA Broo Ha Ha

Have you heard the broo ha ha @ Miss CA’s answer to the gay marriage Q? If not Google it. I thought the judge(gay) that asked the Q seemed reasonable on Larry King last night but apparently sounded like an idiot when he called her a dumb blonde on his blog. Somebody Hilton is his name. She said I was raised to believe in only a man & woman… no offense to anyone. Miss NC won and some think that Q cost Miss CA the title.

Getting Back to Reading Your Blog

Just an FYI- I do read your blog on a regular basis, however my work blocks me from making comments. Luckily, I will soon be computer-ing from home so you can read what I think of your odd little life

The ancient way is best?

Mom: In your blog you have 2 errors in the next to last paragraph. See if you can find them!
Me: Did you even like what I wrote? Silly.
Mom: I love what you wrote, but I do not want a blog relationship with my daughter. Anything you want me to know, you need to call and tell me, and I will give you appropriate feedback. Your generation thinks the computer is the way to cultivate friendships, relationships, love, etc. Not true. The ancient way is best.
Me: Right. And just how many singles web sites do you belong to?

May I See Your Blog?

Mom: Katie, may i see your blog? Gina [my aunt] told me about it. She was knocked out by your fabulous writing? love, mom

Me: Nooooooooo!!!

Mom: really!

Me: Nooooooooooo!!!
NOT ALLOWED!!!!
it’s all lies!!!!

Mom: i think i’ll search for it. why does gina get to see it

Me: because she’s my friend on facebook
you are really not allowed to look at it
srsly

Mom: oh it’s facebook?
what about your prospec employer?
what if you want a job with O?

Me: O?
oprah?

Mom: OBAMA!

I know just enough to be dangerous.

Oh yes, the ‘blog and me’. My email attempt remains there, meaning my email address and name. It wouldn’t let me submit without a web address (?) so I deleted my message. However, it wouldn’t let me ‘take back my email address’ so it’s still there. This is no doubt a simple matter, which tells you how little I know about the computer. I love using it, but have little to no idea beyond the necessary. I know just enough to be dangerous. o_o

Hope It’s Not Something Kinky

Backstory: I sent my dear, sweet Mumsi the link to your website and ever since she has been signing her emails “LOL Mom”.  I wasn’t quite sure she understood what it meant, so I asked her…

I got the LOL from that website about Moms’ emails – some of the Moms used it to sign off – it means Lots of Love of course, what else COULD it mean?? – hope it’s not something kinky as I don’t do kinky – have been racking my brain to think of something off-color that it could mean and just can’t come up with anything!!

If LOL is off limits for signing off, I might adopt your xxoo – it’s a nice one – love is nice too but gets boring to just put “love” all the time – variety is good, right?  So, bye for now … xxoo Mom

Your Blog, It’s Cute

Mom: I saw your Blog, it’s cute, but if you have time to do your blog how come you don’t call me at least once a day …..

Me: ) :

Mom: You want me to make comment on your blog? So it will look very popular, how about that?



Love, Mom