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Backstory: My mom was emailing me about an email conversation she had with my sister who had been writing differently than usual.
I did ask her why she was so formal, she told me it was because of all the books she reads.
If books effect your speech that much, I should sound like Jane Austin or a middle aged black lady from Botswana.
Me: This is my new favorite quote
Me: “I need to change. Since I was 15 I’ve either been with a guy or breaking up with a guy. I have not given myself two weeks of a breather just to deal with myself. “- Eat,Pray, Love
Mom: Who wrote that? You?
Mom: Eat, Pray, Love -What is that?
Mom: ARE YOU JOINING A CULT?
Backstory: I was telling my mom that I need to go see her in FL…..and apparently she thinks I wrote the twilight series….
Correct me if I am wrong, But I don’t remember extending an invitation to you.
As long as I am writing I have a bitch to make. I am half way through the second book of the twilight series and was really kind of enjoying them UNTIL her first boyfriend was a vampire and now her second one is a werewolf. I can’t wait til the third book. I figure she will hook up with the mummy or frankenstein or superman or a transexual midget or an alien or who knows what. I am not convinced that I will continue through to the end of this one so I think probably the third one is out of the picture. I went to go to the beach and found out the road was closed because of the bridge. It is the first warm sunny day in a long time and I am pissed. Oh well.
Enough rambling
Love you lots and lots
mom
I am reading AMERICAN WIFE, have you heard of it? It is fiction but based on Laura Bush so I am finding it quite entertaining & interesting. Learning way too much about George W.’s sex life. Do you think that part is embellished to help sell the book?
