Backstory: My mother is on a volunteer committee and has to interact with older women benefactors who do nothing but argue with each other.

i am laying low… all the cranky ones quit. the botox lady fell in love… mental image… nekkid old everything sags to the side… but the face never moves….hahahahaha

Your cousin’s fiancee’s grandmother died Sunday. The wedding is still on, but they had to bury the woman immediately to accommodate the wedding couple, and the fiancee is said to be devastated. Real bummer.

I got Botoxed today; I get Titaned tomorrow. Plane tomorrow night.

Have a super rest of vacation.

I miss you!