The Joys of Aging

Backstory: Mom’s response to my email asking how old Dad is turning next week.

He was born in 1950…………….yikes, 62.  Don’t say anything about getting old.  It is bugging him that we are getting old and he is a little depressed.  When he gets depressed, he obsesses about his bowels.
Love MOM

I Am Sorry About Your Bowels.

I just sent you some pictures of my class.  They had a great Halloween.  I am sorry about your bowels.  You need to take better care of yourself.  Eat a lot of fruit, nuts, cereal, and lay off the booze and cigarettes.  Especially the cigarettes.  UGH.

Glad you love the gym.  Have fun.  Love, m

Love, Mom