Mom: Tim got a new bowling ball, and it actually makes a big difference. He’s been doing better with his new ball.
Me: So, your boyfriend has one old ball and one new ball, and the new ball is better.
Mom: Yeah.
Me: I don’t want to hear about your boyfriends balls.
Mom: And what’s really weird is that his new one smells like grapes.
Me: You can get bowling balls scented?
Mom: Yeah, which I didn’t know either. Then I went around the bowling alley sniffing everyones balls.