Mom’s Idea of Romance

Mom: I was catching up on my shows today and I think I somehow erased the last episode of Rock of Love that you taped for me =( I really wanted to see who he picked
Me: There’s no tape involved, it’s Tivo. And why? That show is ridiculous!
Mom: I just wanted to see which one was his type…
Me: Young and skanky, that’s his type!!!!!!
Mom: Oh, you just hate romance.
Me: Romance?!? You think that’s romance?!?
Mom: Not everyone wears pearls and cardigans!

Love, Mom