The Economics of Drinking

Mom: What are you doing for fun?

Me: I was going to see an outside movie with friends yesterday, but it got canceled so we went to a bar.

Mom: Is that what you do, go to bars?

Me: Uh, that’s what there is in Williamsburg.

Mom: Are you becoming a heavy drinker?

Me: I couldn’t afford that.

Mom: That’s the reason you’re not?

Brooklyn Advice

I’m reading a book about the Brooklyn Bridge. Did you know the Brooklyn Tower sits on rock and the NY tower sits on sand? I wouldn’t go near it, if I were you.

Love, Mom