Postcards From Yo Momma » burritos http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Burritos vs. Monkeys http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/05/burritos-vs-monkeys/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/05/burritos-vs-monkeys/#comments Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:30:05 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5376 Backstory: This was in response to an e-mail I sent her that had funny clippings from newspapers. The one we’re referring to said, “Police receive a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can. Upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito.”

Me: My favorite is the one about the baby found in the trash can that turned out to be a burrito.
Mom: You looked a lot like a burrito when you were a baby. A really cute burrito, though.
Me: what kind of burrito? Was I like a comforting bean and cheese burrito, a salty fried carne asada burrito, or a disappointing machaca burrito?
Mom: Oh, I’m sorry. I mis-spoke. Or mis-typed.
It was your DIAPER that looked like a cute burrito. YOU looked like an adorable monkey.
Don’t ask me what type of monkey besides being a lovable monkey. xoxo

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