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Mom: I asked Dad what camel toe was and he explained it to me. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THAT AT THE DINNER TABLE!
Me: Mom, I told you what it meant and you laughed.
Mom: YES, BUT I DIDN’T GET IT! I just didn’t want to look stupid!
Mom: Your aunt and I want to know if you’ve ever heard of a camel’s foot?
Me: Um, do you mean a camel toe???
Mom: Yes! That’s it. What is it?
Me: Well, it’s when a woman wears really tight pants and gets a wedgie….um, in the front…
Mom: Oh! Well, wouldn’t that look more like the entire foot??
