Mom: FYI, Women of childbearing age should only eat Lake Erie fish once a
week or month (I forget which). Pregnant women - more stringent. Maybe not at all, I forget that too. We had Lake perch last week and then I saw the warning in the paper
Me: Does that include women [...]

I will call you in the am. I have helped your father drink 4 bottles of wine. ( p.s. we have a wine tasting today later…ahahahahahha) I am trying to figure out my next schedule.. I would like to have your children easter sunday thru wednesday [...]