Postcards From Yo Momma » children http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 “Baby Uggums” http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/01/20/baby-uggums/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/01/20/baby-uggums/#comments Wed, 20 Jan 2010 14:30:38 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5616 Last night I had a funny dream about you. You got yourself a pet, an albino turtle! (I was even surprised in the dream that you got it) Anyway, you named it “Baby Uggums.” Do you think that might be a sign that you are supposed to name your firstborn that?

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/01/20/baby-uggums/feed/ 2 It’s Fishy http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/07/04/its-fishy/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/07/04/its-fishy/#comments Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:45:26 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=1935 Mom: FYI, Women of childbearing age should only eat Lake Erie fish once a
week or month (I forget which). Pregnant women – more stringent. Maybe not at all, I forget that too. We had Lake perch last week and then I saw the warning in the paper

Me: Does that include women of childbearing age who are not having children
at the moment?

Mom: YES. Just in case. Perhaps it stays in your body and will farm your
future embryos.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/07/04/its-fishy/feed/ 5 I get typer as I get drunk http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/05/13/i-get-typer-as-i-get-drunk/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/05/13/i-get-typer-as-i-get-drunk/#comments Tue, 13 May 2008 19:30:49 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=1796 I will call you in the am. I have helped your father drink 4 bottles of wine. ( p.s. we have a wine tasting today later…ahahahahahha) I am trying to figure out my next schedule.. I would like to have your children easter sunday thru wednesday am???????? I have to get Wednesday time approved off. But since I have 211.00 Pto Hrs to Piss off. I’m hopeing it wil be approved. I will talk to Maria this weekend to figure out the scdhedule for the lake house. I think that dad and i should go there by ourselves first – the last weekend in March. There are too many personal and money items that WE need to talk care of between ourselves without having other famly members informed.

Anyway,….I hope the idea gets across. per dad I get typer as I get drunk. It has been a LONG WEEK AT work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I have Dad convinced to to go semi-nude ( retirement ) March 2009!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AhHHHHHHHHHmENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Love you lots ans lots…..

Mrytle

XOXOXOXO

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