Postcards From Yo Momma » chores http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 That’s Not My Name! http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/02/23/thats-not-my-name/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/02/23/thats-not-my-name/#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:30:40 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5846 Backstory: We checked my birth certificate, I was right- it’s “Claire”.

Mom: Clare- Take out trash and empty dishwasher
Me: Wow, the person who named me doesn’t know how to spell my name, what a joke. I believe my birth certificate says “Claire”, I also believe I have been spelling my name “Claire” for the last 17 years.
Mom: Actually I believe your birth certificate says “Clare”…. so are you going to take out the trash and empty the dishwasher?
Me: You’re kidding, right?
Mom: No… now go take out the trash!

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Me: Oh really?  That’s weird  I don’t hear anything

Mom: Listen closer

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