A repository of modern day maternal correspondence

Memorable College Experiences

Yay! Congratulations on your first extermination experience. I am so happy to know that your college years will be filled with memorable times like these. Remember these words of wisdom from your mother……A dead roach is a good roach!
Now about that sponge. This is one of those times I like to say, “what the @&*!” [...]

The Reason Was Imperialism, Obvi

SUNY in the 70’s ditched their name “Colonials” and the newspaper name, “Colonial”.  the newspaper is the pipe dream (of course).  i think you already know this.  And the reason was just that - imperialism.
SAVE THE HIPPO!
love, mom

it would have fitted the average toddler

I can see that you have been outbid on a Lacoste Jacket, and have a bid in for a slim skinny jumper.
My money is not yours, so is it really OK, ask yourself?   You have bought on ebay a teeshirt and jacket (the duck one), which would have fitted the average toddler, so it seems [...]

Ditching Dad on Parents’ Weekend

i can’t wait!!!!!   let me know when we should buy the football game tickets.
maybe dad can go to the football game and we can go to the atrium mall!

Your Little Sister & ‘Goth Stuff’

Mom: yes, your little sister’s new college roomie seems nice. she’s from a large catholic family in minnesota, so you don’t need to worry about her getting into all that ‘goth stuff’.

A Mother’s Warning

Be careful! PENILE warts are rampant on college campuses.
Just thought you should know.
Love,
Mom



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